Gallery 727 Going Hollywood
	GRRRR!!  The Hollywood Blonds, Steve Austin and Brian Pillman, were one of the toughest Tag Teams of the 90's.  They loved to beat up weaker wrestlers, acting cocky the whole time.
	Their opponents today are two soft bellied jobbers in flashy ring-jackets:  Ricky Nelson and Larry Santo.  These cute wimps are just begging for a beating from the Blonds!
	The pretty-boys peel off their jackets to reveal their jobber flesh.  Nelson is in a skin tight singlet, while Santo sports a hairy chest and bulging red trunks.
The Hollywood Blonds enter the arena in their tight speedos, a thick coat of oil on their hard bodies.  The fans go wild when they see those perfect physiques on these two hunks.
Both teams share a few private moments in their corners, discussing their plans and slapping high fives.  The ref calls for the bell so the punishment and suffering can begin.
Austin and Nelson prepare to lock up as Santo watches the action from the far corner.  The fans are on the edge of their seats, eager to see Ricky Nelson in some intense pain.
Nelson surprises everyone by applying a Headlock on Austin and grinding his forearm into Austin's neck.  Nobody can believe this wimp has taken control of Steve Austin!
The cute lad smiles in pleasure as Austin embraces him on the ropes.  Meanwhile Pillman looks angry in the far corner, eager to get in the ring and torture this cocky rookie.
Young Ricky Nelson tries for a chest-to-chest pin on Steve Austin, but Austin is able to kick out.  I can't believe this rookie is giving Stone Cold a wrestling lesson!
	Larry Santo must think he's Superman in his red trunks and blue tights.  He flies off the ropes to deliver an Elbow Smash to Austin's extended arm.  Poor Steve Austin is getting his ass handed to him by these cocky young show-offs!
Superman Santo forces Austin to kneel before him by twisting his arm in circles.  Sometimes the strong wrestlers allow the jobbers to take control early in the match just to get their hopes up, then crush the wimps later in the match.
Austin is face-down, slapping the mat as Santo works on his arm.  Ricky Nelson laughs at the cocky Blond, suffering at his feet in the center of the ring.  These jobbers are due a very serious beating!
Austin continues to suffer, kneeling before his master and begging for mercy.  Both jobbers watch his humiliating performance.
	Santo tags in his cute little partner, who delivers an elbow to Austin's twisted arm.  Austin and Pillman have easily beaten some of the toughest Tag Teams in the county, so why can't they handle these two sissies!
	Finally.  A big knee to the gut has Nelson doubled over in pain, and Austin takes control.  Now this jobber is really going to suffer!
Austin tags in his partner, who looks incredible in his tiger-striped briefs.  Pillman delivers a kick to the jobber's belly as Austin pins back his arms.  OUCH!
Pillman is a savage!  He stomps his boot into the cute kid's throat, trying to crush his wind-pipe. This match is getting out of control, the Hollywood Blonds are ruthless!
Now Austin tags in and drops his knee right on the poor kid's neck to further damage it.  Pillman watches the brutality from their corner, enjoying the punishment along with all the horny fans.
Nelson is able to tag in his partner, but Larry Santo doesn't do any better.  Soon the Blonds have him trapped in their corner where they beat him into submission.
The Hollywood Blonds make a quick tag so that Austin can take some revenge on this wimp for twisting his arm in circles earlier.  Santo lays obediently on the ropes, awaiting his punishment.
	Austin delivers his finishing hold, dropping the man's throat across the top rope to choke him. This is a devastating maneuver!
	Austin rolls up the limp jobber for an easy pin.  Brian Pillman, looking like Tarzan in the far corner, raises his arm in victory.
Wow, these Hollywood Blonds have some nice bodies packed into those tight trunks.  The ref raises their arms in victory so they can show off their fit bodies.
The winners continue to celebrate, strutting around the ring flexing.  Is there any Tag Team that can beat these tough studs??
Steve Austin takes his time peeling off his ring jacket as he watches his next victims arguing with the ref.  Marcus Bagwell and Steve Armstrong have some impressive muscles, so maybe they will have a chance at defeating these cruel, arrogant Blonds.
	Bagwell was just massive in the early days of his career.  Whoa Nellie, what a body!  Armstrong bends over as the ref feels him up.
	The pretty-boy Tag Team check each other out face to face, their hard bodies inches apart.  They almost look ready to embrace, but they've got to wrestle the Hollywood Blonds first.
Bagwell stands chest to chest with his hot partner and offers a high-five.  Are these studs going to wrestle soon, or just flirt with each other all night long?
	As the Blonds prepare to enter the ring, Austin shakes his fist at the pretty-boys, threatening to knock them both out if they get too uppity.
The match begins and Armstrong secures a nice Arm Bar on Pillman, who begs for mercy, really selling the pain of this hold.
Anyone who thinks Pro Wrestling holds don't really hurt too bad should watch the agony on Pillman's face.  Clearly this is some of the worst pain he's ever felt, including the time his nuts were stepped on by a cow!
	Now Bagwell tags in and slams an elbow into poor Brian's arm to snap it.  Pillman is humbled, over-powered by these young baby-faces!
	Pillman jobs to the big rookie, cringing in agony as Bagwell twists his arm like he's winding a clock.  I forgot how well Pillman could sell the pain!
CRUNCH!!  Pillman forces Bagwell into the corner where Austin drops the hammer on the rookie's neck.  Bagwell had neck problems later in his career, probably due to Austin's ruthless attack.
Now Austin tags in.  He and Bagwell show off their great bodies in a long Over-Hand Wristlock Battle.  Fans all over the arena feel the heat.
The ref forces Armstrong to stay out of the ring while the Hollywood Blonds double-team his helpless partner.  Given the Hollywood Blond's reputation for cheating, one would expect the ref to focus his attention on them, instead of poor, innocent Steve Armstrong!
	Austin bends over to yank Bagwell up by the hair, and the camera zooms in on his powerful legs and glutes.
The double-teaming continues in the far corner as Austin spikes Bagwell's face into his partner's extended boot.  Armstrong watches the cheating from his corner but is not allowed to enter the ring.
Bagwell is suffering on the ropes as Austin drives repeated knees into his kidneys.  Luckily Bagwell's suffering happens to be right in front of the camera so the fans at home can enjoy it.
"OH GOD!  MY back!!  I think they broke my back! "I just can't take any more of this brutal punishment!!"
Austin gets the ref's opinions on our foreign policy in the Middle East as Pillman lays Bagwell over the edge of the ring and hammers him across the throat.
	Poor Bagwell can barely peel his aching body off the mat as Austin struts around the ring in his ass-hugging speedo, asking his partner where they're going out for beers later.
	Bagwell struggles to make a tag, but Austin stands on his leg, pinning him to the mat.  This is just cruel, at least let the poor man tag out!
Like a drowning man, Bagwell struggles to reach his eager partner, but Armstrong may as well be miles away.  Poor Bagwell's beating isn't finished just yet.
Pillman stands over the exhausted victim in his skin-tight tiger briefs.  It sure is fun watching that hottie bounce around the ring in his little speedo.
Pillman signals that Bagwell is finished as he wipes his boot on the man's face.  I think Pillman wears those tiger trunks because he used to play football for the Bengals (and because he looks incredibly sexy in them.)
	The fans go wild as Bagwell kicks Pillman in the face to stun him.  The rookie reaches desperately for a tag, knowing this is his last chance to get out of the ring before the Blonds finish him off.
	Using the last of his strength, flexing every muscle in his impressive body, Bagwell is able to tag his partner at last!  Can Armstrong win the match, or will the Blonds pull some dirty trick at the last minute?
Before Armstrong can take control, the Blonds set him up for a nasty Double Team move.  First Austin scoops him up like a child being carried off to bed...
...then Pillman slams into his upper back to force his neck down onto the top rope.  They have a name for this move, but I forget it.  Maybe "The Stunner" or something.
Bagwell watches in horror as Armstrong's throat clips the top rope, crushing his wind-pipe like so many other victims of the Hollywood Blonds.  He is finished now, stick a fork in him.
The ref forces Pillman out of the ring, but the damage is already done.  Armstrong lies twitching on the mat like a chicken that's been run over, shot, and electrocuted twice.
	Armstrong easily pins the helpless victim, raising one of his legs high in the air for the final humiliation.
	Now Austin cops a feel of his victim's ass, running his hand over the man's trunks.  OK, THAT is the final humiliation!
Once again the Hollywood Blonds are the victors, raising their arms over-head to highlight their muscles and the bulges in their tight trunks.
Can't anyone defeat these arrogant studs, and teach them to respect their competition?  They obviously think they're better than all the fat, lazy fans just because of their perfect bodies and handsome features.