Gallery 787 Jason Static
	Check out this ripped hard-body on the Indy wrestling scene:  Jason Static.  He claims to have the "Best Body in the Business" and I think he may be right!  You can see every vein and muscle on him.
	Here is Static doing his impression of a Greek God, flexing those chiseled muscles and throwing around lightning bolts.
Static's opponent is this hard hottie:  Romeo Roselli.  You may remember him from the Heart-Throbs tag team formerly in the WWE.
Ouch, what a great chest on this hot Roselli.  Now that he's out of the WWE, I guess he can grow a little chest hair on those awesome pecs.  His whole body looks chiseled out of stone.
	Jason enters the ring and issues his usual "Static Challenge" where he offers to rassle any man in the locker room.  I'm surprised there isn't a stampede!
The fans go wild as Romeo struts down the aisle, answering the cocky Static Challenge.  The fans can't keep their hands off that beef-cake.
I'd say Romeo's been working out, as he flexes his muscles and prepares to grapple.  Why do most wrestlers seem to get hotter after they leave the WWE??
The big muscle men square off and the bell sounds.  Which is the true Alpha Male in the ring?
Static is trying to prove he belongs in the WWE by kicking Roselli's ass.  He drive the point of his elbow into Romeo's lower back.
Poor Romeo is hurt now!  He limps around the ring like the Coyote after falling off a cliff, then having the Road Runner drop a boulder on his head.
The big monsters collide like a two freight trains on the same track.  The ref and the fans in the balcony stare at their heaving chests.
	The reason many fans attend Pro Wrestling matches is to see some perfect male bodies.  The muscular wreslters show off their super-human physiques in athletic competition, hurting each other and twisting around in pain.  Jason and Romeo are sure giving the fans their money's worth tonight!
	Static takes a seat on Romeo's chest and tries for a pin.  The ref notices Romeo is tangled in the ropes and stops the count.
	Next Romeo rolls up his opponent.  Jason Static's legs are split apart and pointing up in a degrading position.  The ref counts to three and Romeo wins!
Romeo flexes his chest for the fans, celebrating his victory as he climbs out of the ring to walk back to the dressing room.
Jason Static may have lost to Romeo, but that just inspired him to work even harder and shred his body even more.  His next opponent is in for some serious domination and punishment.
If I had a body like that, I'd never wear a shirt. That would be like throwing a robe over the statue of David.  Once again Static flexes as struts to the ring shirtless.
He kind of looks like Superman with his huge muscles and his hair slicked back like that.  Only Superman never had the confidence to run around shirtless like this stud.
	I'll bet the nurse never has trouble finding a vein on this big hottie.  He has so little body fat, his veins are poking out over his hard muscles.
	They announce Jason Static as the "Best Body in the Business" and he strikes a very impressive muscle pose.  The fat dudes at ringside must feel pathetic in comparison to this hottie, as their wives scream like bitches in heat!
	Static is a handsome devil too.  I like his cocky grin as the jealous fans try to insult him.  That's like pigs wallowing in mud trying to make fun of a stallion.
	Static again issues his Static Challenge, daring any man from the locker room to get his ass in the ring and take a beating.  Who will be Static's victim this time?
Jason is having a blast insulting these toothless red-neck fans.  He cracks a smile, knowing he is about a thousand levels above them on the evolutionary chart.  Does any wrestler have the balls to get in the ring with this stud?
When no wrestlers are brave enough to face him in the ring, Static shows off his bicep.  Maybe he's trying to entice someone to come wrestle with him.  He wouldn't have to ask me twice.
	Finally, an eager rookie named Joe Chece works up the courage to get in the ring.  He's trying to make a name for himself, but I think Static is going to make him suffer.
	Static feels like he won the lottery as he watches the cute rookie walking down the aisle.  He knows he's going to have fun dominating this kid and showing him the ropes.
You can tell Joe's been in the gym too.  He would be considered muscular compared to most of his adoring fans, but he looks tiny compared to huge Jason Static.
Static bounces his pecs up and down to intimidate his young opponent.  He better not frighten this kid away with that awesome body, or he'll have nobody to rassle with!
	Young Joe Chece tries to look brave facing off with Goliath in his shiny silver trunks.  He is wondering if it was such a good idea to answer the big man's challenge.
	Those shiny trunks look impressive on this rookie.  But wearing flashy, revealing gear like this will just encourage Jason Static to punish him even more!
Static offers his hand for the old Test of Strength, and Chece foolishly agrees to try it.  What is this stupid rookie thinking??  He can't match strength with the huge body-builder!
They join hands and slam their chests together, battling cheek to cheek.  Chece is straining so hard, his silver trunks are riding up and his black briefs are poking out.
Sure enough, the rookie is no match for this massive beast.  No matter how loud the fans cheer for this cute kid, he can't over-power a much stronger stud.
"How do you like your HERO now??"  Static asks the angry fans as he forces Chece to worship his hard body.  Clearly Jason Static swings a bigger dick than his cute young opponent.
	But Chece finally breaks free and responds with a bone-jarring Drop Kick to the big man's chin.  SMACK!!
	There is a lot of groping going on as the rookie scoops up his big opponent between the legs and Body Slams him on his back.  This kid is no weakling!
Static tosses the rookie across the ring in revenge, and Chece's balls slam against the metal corner post.  The fan in the front row gets an interesting view of helpless Joe Chece.
Next Static goes Old-School, pulling Chece's nut sack against the steel post, then snapping his knee against the post.  Chece's knee is hurt!
My oh my!  He could tear this kid's leg right out of the socket with those powerful muscles!
The big stud thinks this is pretty funny, hurting another man's leg by twisting it around a post.  The fans scream and boo, but they actually love to watch a big cocky heel dominate his little victim with no remorse.
Back inside the ring, Static continues to punish the leg. Gritting his teeth, he clamps his thick thighs around Chece's ankle and squeezes on the pressure.
Arguing with the fans, Static continues to pump and grind, working on the ankle clamped between his thighs.
Sweat has begun to form on Static's chest, running down between his pecs like a river as he uses his strength to hurt the cute rookie's leg.
Chece finally pulls back on Static's huge arm to escape, using both of his arms to over-power one of Static's arms.
Wrapping his strong leg around the rookie's leg, Static applies another punishing Leglock.  He rides on the kid's trapped boot, using all his weight for leverage.
	You can tell Static is really pouring on the pressure, as sweat glistens on his handsome face. He tosses back his head and strains with all his might, hoping to force a submission.
	Wrapping his arms over the top rope to expose that hot body, Static delivers some stunning chops that sound like gun-shots.  Joe Chece won't be so quick to jump in the ring the next time Static issues a challenge!
	Collapsing onto the mat, poor Joe Chece has taken enough punishment.  Is he crying??
For some reason, the cute little ref gets in Static's face, bitching about some rule violation.  That's like shaking your ass in front of a pit bull!
The big man has had enough of this mouthy little ref.  He goes into a 'roid rage, shaking the official around by his lapels.
When Static is done abusing the ref, he turns around to find Chece's boot connecting with his chin.  OUCH!
	Chece is in agony as Static hammers on his back, paying him back for that nasty kick to the mush.  You surely don't want to be punched in the spine by a huge muscle-man like Jason Static!
Wrapping one arm between his legs, Static hoists the rookie onto his shoulders.  Then he falls backwards to the mat to knock the air out of poor Chece's body.  It's over now, just look at the despair and exhaustion on Chece's face.
	The muscle man pins his smaller victim.  Chece tries to kick out, but the weight of the strong man keeps his shoulders pinned to the mat.
	Whoa, what a stud!  Static celebrates his easy victory with some flexing and posing.  The fans didn't know they were going to a gun show today.
A young fan at ringside imitates Jason's hot victory pose.  Maybe he will grow up someday to be a big, muscular wrestler, or maybe he will just enjoy watching the hot wrestlers in the ring.
On his way to the locker room, Static offers the fans a closer view of that rock-hard bod.  It sure is nice of this hunk to put his physique on display like this.
I guess if you're into really hard, shredded bodies, then you'd agree that Static has the "Best Body in the Business."  Clearly this young man spends hours in the gym every day.
	Joe Chece, meanwhile, was hurt by the big bad-ass! They wrapped a bandage around his injured knee and the ref has to help him limp back to the locker room.  Well he shouldn't be so eager the next time some big muscle-freak asks for a volunteer.
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