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Gallery 813 Caleb Konley |
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Have
you seen the hot new talent in Deep
South Wrestling named Caleb Konley? He seems to enjoy wrestling
in his underwear, which look like tighty-whitey's with the fly in the front. |
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I guess because his name is
"Caleb Konley", which sounds like "Calvin Klein", he has his name printed
on his waistband like a pair of Calvin Klein briefs. |
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Of course the most famous Calvin Klein model was Marky Mark Wahlberg,
who we saw being stripped by a dog in the last gallery. (Nice bicep,
Marky!) I'd say Caleb Konley is trying pretty hard to look like old
Marky Mark strutting around in his briefs. |
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Marky Mark |
Which is which? |
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Caleb curls his lips or blows
a kiss to the camera, flirting for all he's worth. Just compare that
expression to Marky Mark's famous scowl above. |
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Here is
Caleb Konley side by side with some random underwear model in Calvin Klein
briefs. The model may have a tighter body, but I'll bet Caleb could
whip him in a wrestling match. |
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And Caleb has several different
pairs of underwear trunks in different colors. Here he flexes his
muscles in his black briefs looking like Samson destroying the temple, and
some chubby dude at ringside about dies of a heart attack. |
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Caleb strikes a hot pose on
the corner buckles, putting his junk on display in his tight black ball-huggers.
I think by this point, they're dragging that chubby fan out on a stretcher. |
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Here is
Caleb looking pumped in a red-hot pair of red briefs. Yes, this hunk
looks incredible, but let's put him in the ring now and see if he can wrestle! |
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Caleb's partner for this tag
team match is Sal Rinauro, who seems to be wearing a ripped up blue and
white skirt that barely covers his black underwear. |
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Instead of displaying his
name, his waistband now says "The Obsession", so he is still playing off
the Calvin Klein ("Obsession") product line. Obsession is their fragrence
for men, and I'm wondering if that's what is glistening all over his skin. |
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Their skinny opponents hit the ring in matching blue and red shorts.
I'm sure Caleb and Sal will make easy work of these jobber chumps. |
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In the other corner, Sal and
Caleb discuss how they plan to punish these jobbers, and who wants to inflict
the most abuse and take the pinfall. |
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Sal Rinauro starts the match,
but all eyes and cameras are on Caleb Konley, looking gorgeous outside the
ropes as he reaches for a tag. |
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Caleb tags in and quickly takes
control. He applies a nice Arm-Wringer to Andrew Pendleton, the jobber
with the sexy goatee. |
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Caleb continues to dominate and to look incredible in his red
briefs. He punishes the jobber's arm in a Hammer Lock. |
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The underwear model takes the jobber down to the mat, milking the Hammer Lock for maximum punishment. The lucky fans get an interesting view of a hot dude wrestling around in red briefs and a pair of black boots. |
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Konley shows us he is not just
a pretty face. He also knows a few dozen ways to punish a jobber's arm. |
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Again Konley whips down the
long haired jobber and applies an Arm Bar. The jobber's name is Ryan
Michaels if you care. |
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Cute Caleb allows the wimp to get to his feet, and he surprises
Caleb by throwing him across the ring with a Snap Mare. |
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Andrew Pendleton tags in and
drives a knee into Caleb's spine. I'm sure these wrestlers know that
the fans paid to watch Caleb suffer for at least 5 or 10 minutes. |
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Ryan Michaels tries for a pin, but the underwear model easily kicks
out. |
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Caleb is draped over the corner
buckles like laundry hung out to dry. The fans get a great view of his
body taking plenty of abuse. |
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HEY! Andrew Pendleton is cheating, strangling the helpless
hottie from outside the ring. Those fans in the front row sure think
it's funny, to watch our hero suffering in his underwear, kicking his legs
around in agony and frustration. |
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Pendleton slams a boot into
Caleb's handsome face. Ouch, never trust a wrestler with a sexy goatee! |
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The mark of a great pro wrestler
is the ability to sell the pain, and this kid's got it. He pulls the
ropes, struggling to drag his injured flesh up off the mat to attempt to
reach his partner. |
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"Please stop hurting me!
I can't take any more of this punishment." Oh yeah, this cute kid is good as the baby-face in peril. |
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Rinauro tries to rescue the boy toy from this painful Body Slam,
but the ref forces him to stay outside the ring where he belongs. |
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Finally, Konley regains control
and Suplexes the jobber off the top rope. Meanwhile, the victim just
about rips his underwear off his body. |
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Rinauro tags in to pin the helpless jobber and win the match.
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The Underwear Models are the winners! They celebrate in
the ring as the fans cheer for their hotness. |
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It's time for another photo
shoot as the stud strikes some cocky poses in his white underwear. |
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With that cute smile, spiky hair, smooth tan body, and of course
the underwear trunks, this stud is perfect Baby Face material. |
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Here is a hot outfit on Calvin Klein -- I mean Caleb Konley. He's
looking sweet in black briefs, a white vest and some happening movie star
shades. |
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Here he comes looking jacked with a gold belt covering his briefs.
You just know this hottie is going to get man-handled the minute he
gets in the ring, and the fans can't wait. |
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Several hot wrestlers have
used the underwear gimmick over the years: Shawn ("Meat")
Stasiak, Sexxxy Eddie, Eric Priest. The fans just seem
to enjoy the idea of guys wrestling in briefs, even if its just trunks made
to look like briefs. |
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The fans are on the edge of their seats as Caleb gets in the ring
wearing his whiteys, arguably his hottest trunks. |
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Caleb has a tough match tonite as he faces the cocky and very talented Simon Sermon. Simon is a hottie and openly gay in and out of the ring, but he unfortunately wears a t-shirt when he wrestles. |
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Caleb interrupts the match to give the fans another long look
at his bare chest. I wonder how a gay wrestler like Simon Sermon feels
about beating up a stud like this in the ring. |
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Caleb opens with a sharp knee to Simon's belly or possibly his
crotch. The fans see he has his nick name "The Obsession" written proudly
across his ass. |
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Sermon may be gay but he is a very tough dude and not someone
you want to fuck with. He scoops up Caleb and Hammerlock Slams him
on his arm to injure it. |
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Caleb does what he does best and sells the pain in his shoulder. Simon Sermon is sadistically trying to injure him. If you want to read Sermon's thoughts about how it feels to be openly gay in the pro wrestling biz, you can read an interview he did with GayProWrestling.com |
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Wow, nice pose! Here
is how some fan who saw this match described it: "This cruiserweight match got as much response as anything on the show. Sermon oozes arrogance in a way that gets instant heat." |
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"Konley has the physique,
and he's a natural babyface. Sermon acted like Konley was no competition." |
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"Konley speared Sermon,
but ended up spearing the post when he tried it again. Sermon worked the
shoulder with a crucifix shoulderbreaker and a hammerlock slam." |
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"Sermon did the flip bump to the apron
followed by the flip bump off the top ala Flair." |
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"Konley went up for a moonsault, but Sermon
got the knees up." |
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"Sermon
went right to the Manchester Driver (a sick piledriver from a crucifix powerbomb
position) for the 1-2-3." |
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"Simon Sermon beat Caleb Konley in 6:17." The ref rushes over to attend to the fallen underwear wrestler and make sure he's OK. |
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The ref gladly embraces poor
Caleb and helps him limp back to the locker room (even though it's Caleb's
shoulder that's injured and he probably shouldn't be putting pressure on
it.) |
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It must be hot in the arena
because you can see Caleb has broken a sweat, or maybe that's his Obsession
body spray shining up his skin. |
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