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Gallery 821 Murdoch vs. Emory |
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Dick
Murdoch -- aka "Captain Redneck" -- was a big brutal bad-ass who loved to
hurt the cute young jobbers. Here he is digging his claws into his
arch-rival, young Kevin Von Erich's shoulders. |
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Now rookie Bob Backlund sells
the pain as "Dirty Dick" works his fingers into his neck. Judging from his
fat body and ruthless tactics, Murdoch clearly doesn't care what the fans
think of him, like a true manly-man. |
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Here is Murdoch squaring off
with a gorgeous young athlete named Bob Emory. Wow, this Emory is
ripped, so shouldn't he fare well against chubby Murdoch? |
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The gimmick behind this match
is the earnest, athletic young lion tries his best to compete against the
older, out-of-shape veteran who uses plenty of dirty tricks to hurt the
poor kid. |
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The bell rings and young Emory takes control, applying a grinding Side Headlock and whipping the veteran brawler down to the mat. Can this handsome rookie actually defeat cruel Dick Murdoch? Will Murdoch make the kid pay later for this early show of domination? |
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Barely contained by his skimpy blue speedo, Emory flexes his muscles
and works the hold, while Murdoch grabs and gropes the hard-body all over. |
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This stud Emory made a lasting impression on many wrestling fans. Here is how one wrestling fan describes his earliest vision of Bob Emory: "I AM PROUD TO INTRODUCE TO YOU ONE OF THE FIRST MATCHES THAT EVER GOT ME HOOKED ON WRESTLING!!! I WAS TOTALLY TOO YOUNG TO BE WATCHING WRESTLING, BUT SEEING THIS HUGE, HOT, MUSCLED-UP, ROCK HARD SOUTHERN DUDE IN SMALL BLUE TRUNKS GET HIS ASS WHOOPED EASILY BY A SMALLER, WEIRD GUY, PROBABLY GAVE ME MY FIRST BONER!" |
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There are several nice Bob
Emory matches on YouTube,
and here is a typical comment: "You gotta love Emory - big, hot, submissive. You know they all took turns on him in the locker room after filming." Clearly Emory had many fans, even though he never won a match. |
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Dirty Dick uses his superior size to escape the Headlock and drag
Emory to the ring apron. Oh no, now what will Captain Redneck do to
this poor stud?? |
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CRUNCH!! Murdoch drives the point of his elbow directly into the young man's throat! This is illegal in so many ways! He's trying to de-capitate this young man. |
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Here is more praise for Bob Emory from YouTube: "Bob Emory is one of the hottest jobbers in wrestling! He's got the look, body, and knows how to sell, and works so damn well in those short tight blue wrestling trunks in the ring!" |
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Yet another devastating elbow
is driven into Emory's out-stretched neck. Meanwhile, Emory looks
like a cartoon drawing of Tarzan or Superman taking punishment from some
villain. |
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The jobber slithers out to the floor like a slinky that's bouncing
down the steps. Murdoch considers giving the lad a humiliating spanking. |
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Emory was too cocky earlier,
showing off with that Headlock and grinding all over Murdoch. Now
it's pay-back time as the veteran puts the cocky boy in his place with some
solid stomps. |
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Dick Murdoch may not be handsome,
and he may not have a perfect gym body to drool over, but he sure gave the
fans the brutality and aggression they loved to see. Clearly, the wrestling
world needs beefy, ruthless old bastards just as much as it needs
ripped young pretty-boys. |
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Continuing the punishment
outside the ring, Murdoch whips the poor jobber in the blue speedo across
the studio, sending him into the interview podium. (Wow, lookin' good
there, Emory!) |
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CRUNCH!! Emory crashes into the podium,
totally smashing it to pieces as his hard body runs full-force into it.
The announcers warn Murdoch that he'll have to pay for that. |
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Call me "Mark",
but I'm beginning to wonder if Murdoch is really trying to hurt this young
man a little. This match is starting to look very brutal and very real. |
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Many wrestling fans grew up
feeling frightened or intimidated by the cruel heels, afraid the violence
could be taken out on them if they ever met the wrestler in a dark alley.
It was scenes like this by Dick Murdoch that struck fear into the
hearts of many young fans, and turned them into wrestling fans for life. |
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Murdoch picks up a piece of
wood from the wreckage and begins clobbering the helpless man without mercy.
Jim Ross watches the violence from a distance, unwilling to raise
a finger to rescue this poor hottie. |
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Dick Murdoch was actually
way ahead of his time. He introduced the wrestling world to the "hard-core"
style that became popular during the 1990's, with action outside the ring,
use of foreign objects, and plenty of merciless violence and aggression. |
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Of course the audience expected
a "squash job" on cute young Emory. But this fat bastard has taken
the painful humiliation of a handsome stud to a whole new level, driving
the kid's face through the furniture at ringside! |
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The ref tries to convince Murdoch to get back in the ring. This is absurd, why doesn't he just disqualify this cheater? Murdoch has broken about 20 rules, destroyed property with his opponent's face, then struck the man with a two by four. Would the NFL allow tactics like this in a football game? (Hockey maybe, but football - no way!) | |
The eager young athlete rises
to his feet, only to suffer another spine-snapping elbow smash from the
fat cheater. Meanwhile, Murdock is living up to his name of "Dick". |
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What message is this match sending to the fans: That strength
and conditioning can't win over ruthless aggression? That even fat
old dudes can dominate if they're cruel enough? That hot guys deserve
to suffer? |
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Murdoch again picks up the two by four to give the fans a treat:
more dirty punishment for the helpless muscle man. This is a
classic example of the fat out-of-shape grappler easily destroying and humiliating
some naive stud, which the fans seem to love. |
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During the 1980's, it became
common in pro wrestling to feature jobber studs in tight trunks who could
seriously be underwear models, then to show them being broken, punished,
and destroyed. Not sure why the fans got off on the mutilation of perfect hunks, but they never got tired of these one-sided "squashes" on the gorgeous victims. |
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It's as if the bad guy is
punishing the pretty-boy just for looking so damn perfect. Maybe Emory
reminds the fans of the popular dudes and star athletes who bullied them
in high school, so now everyone wants to watch the handsome hunk suffering
and rendered powerless. |
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Next Murdock picks up his boy-toy on one shoulder and drives his
skull directly into the metal ring post. Talk about "ringing his bell",
but how much more punishment can this young athlete take?? |
Finally Captain Redneck tosses the helpless man back into the ring for more abuse. Murdock is so convincing as a heel, I guess because of the no-nonsense way he beats down the competition. |
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A big slam has Emory squirming
around helpless on the mat like the bitch-boy he is. Murdock stands
over him in beefy domination. |
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Finally the big man lays on
his exhausted victim to crush him and cover him. Is Emory even underneath
this big man? -- we can barely see him. |
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The ref counts to three and
Murdock puts the young hunk out of his misery. The fans are sold
on Murdock's toughness and manly hard-ass attitude. |
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Not waiting for the ref to raise his arm, Murdock rolls impatiently
off his beaten opponent, as if he doesn't even care how badly this poor kid
is hurt. Murdock was the shit! |
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The big man hitches up his
trunks, trying to stretch them so they cover and support his big manly
bulges. The fans scream at him and jeer him, but Murdock honestly doesn't
care. |
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Clearly the jobber was totally out-classed by this massive killer.
Murdock was one of the best, scariest, and roughest bastards from the
classic days of rasslin! |
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If you want to watch Murdock destroying Emory (and the podium) just click Play... |
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