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Gallery 646 Absolutely Fabulous

	Probably the Tag Team with the sexiest promotional photos were "The Fabulous Ones" -- Steve Keirn and Stan Lane. Here they stand nearly chest to chest with their shiny vests parted to expose their hairy bodies.
	Like several of the sexy Tag Teams from the 1980s, the Fabulous Ones liked to strut around in stripper costumes, wearing suspenders and bow-ties with no shirts like they are from the Chippendales.
	Yowza! These two strippers had some manly bodies which they loved to display in costumes. Here Keirn rests an arm on his pal's shoulder and shows us his bicep, while Lane hooks his thumbs in his suspenders and flexes his chest muscles.
Now they're really flaunting those amazing bodies, wearing only purple speedos and their white gloves, boots, and bow-ties. You will notice these studs are usually touching each other, feeling each other's muscular bodies, in almost every photo.
The Fabs often would pose in dominant and submissive positions as well. Here sexy Stan Lane drops to his knees before his master, Steve Keirn, who rests a hand on his shoulder like he owns the other man. Nice six-pack abs on Keirn in this photo!
The Fabulous Ones almost never wore shirts, but they put on tight white suits and white wrestling boots for this pose. Lane again kneels between his partner's legs like a dog on a leash. They unbuttoned about 5 or 6 buttons on their shirts to expose those hairy chests.
	These blond pretty-boys wrestled down in Florida in the 1980's, so they loved to work on their bronze tans when they weren't in the ring. They almost never wore shirts over their hard, hairy bodies, which would be like throwing a sheet over the statue of David.
	In case the fans didn't realize that these studs are wild hot-shots, here they are posing shirtless in their tight jeans by a fancy red sports car.
This time, the Fabs pose in matching black leather pants. There are only certain men who can get away with walking around shirtless in leather pants! They grip a tall trophy in their fists, which rises like a phallic symbol between their bodies.
Now they really get butch with a sexy biker look, leather chaps covering their tight jeans. Steve kneels before the dominant stud, who can't resist the urge to lean an arm against his partner's bare chest.
	Believe it or not, these blond gods did sometimes climb in the ring and actually wrestle. Here they are embracing and smiling, preparing to strip off their leather pants and get it on in the ring.
	Steve Keirn willingly raises his arms and submits to the ref's groping hands. The eager ref checks for foreign objects, slowly running his hands down Keirn's waist, hamstrings, and thighs.
	I first saw this photo years ago in a library book about pro wrestling and always loved Stan Lane's handsome face and hairy body as he locks on a rare Leg Scissor with those long black tights on.
Here are Keirn and Lane in their Tarzan trunks, eagerly waiting their chance to climb in the ring and wrestle. Their bodies are covered in sweat as they grind and flex on the ropes. These studs ooze sex even when they're just waiting outside the ring!
After a brutal match, the Fabs are burning with anger and passion like a pair of wild savages. Poor Keirn's face is busted open and bleeding, while Stan Lane clenches a pair of hand-cuffs in his fist, threatening to use bondage on their opponents.
	The Fabs conduct an interview to explain the agony and torture they plan to inflict on their enemies, which usually got the fans hot and bothered. They forgot to put on shirts for this interview, but remembered to coat their bronze bodies in oil.
	Don't these dudes believe in wearing shirts?? Again they conduct a bare-chested interview and explain in great detail how they want to punish and humiliate their foes for the fans' pleasure.
For their trading card, the bearded hotties show off their hairy chests as Lane embraces his partner and Keirn hooks his thumbs in his suspenders. I'll bet this hot card was worth a few dozen other cards in a trade, and caused more than a few fist-fights out on the playgrounds and ball fields around America!!
You'll notice the Fabulous Ones are almost always touching and feeling each other when they pose for photos. Lane might as well give his hunky partner a big hug and a kiss, as intimate as they are posing in this photo.
Did the photographer force these studs to strike sexy poses like this? Or did the Fabulous Ones realize that they were driving the fans crazy, so they came up with these costumes and poses themselves??
These boy-toys sure have some sexy grins, and I think they posed for more publicity photos than any other Tag Team in history! Their hairy chests are pressed together as they smile nicely for the camera. What exact group of fans are these two handsome men hoping to excite when they pose in intimate positions like this?

	There is something hot about a pair of wrestlers who look similar and dress identical. For some reason, a Tag Team increases their sex appeal about 10 times once they put on some matching outfits such as Lane and Keirn's patented stripper costumes.
	Some fan liked the Fabs so much, he created their images on the computer. He sure emphasized the hardness of their bodies and the tightness of their bulging pants when he drew these nice images!
	Jerry Lawler is actually a talented artist and sketched his pals Steve Keirn and Stan Lane in one of their flamboyant costumes. Lawler must have noticed how the Fabs are constantly touching and hugging each other, because he drew both their arms circled around the other man's shoulders.
Now the Fabs get down on the floor together for a sexy leaning pose, with that tall trophy rising above their bodies like a missile. Stan Lane rests his hand on his belly, where that long trail of hair disappears under his black tights.
Now they put on their sexy black hats and Lane rests an arm on his partner's knee while flexing his impressive bicep. I wonder if these studs ever sport wood during these erotic photo shoots??
Next they strip down to their briefs, grease up their hard bodies, and strike beefcake poses. If I didn't know that all pro wrestlers are manly brutes, I might think that these two pretty-boys are gay for each other or something!
	Damn, who wouldn't want to wrestle these hunks! They pose in their jungle savage gear, with their animal print speedos and their long blond hair flowing down past their shoulders. I wonder if they had a Super-Glue accident and Keirn's hand is attached to Lane's shoulder, because he almost never stops touching the other man!
	In the 80's, the popular Tag Teams filmed music videos to showcase their wrestling moves and sexy poses. The Fabs shot a video in a barn, where they struck some interesting poses in their tight jeans after rolling around in the hay together. Here Lane straddles a wooden beam and leans his arm on his partner's shoulder, who stuffs his hand deep into his pocket.
Damn, now the Fags -- I mean the "FABS" -- are pulling out all the stops! They both bend over, wearing only mirror sun glasses and skin-tight speedos. What else can I say about this photo, I guess I'm almost speechless.

OK let's be honest, there is no denying the homo-erotic imagery in this photo. Lane bends over for his partner, pressing his ass against Keirn's crotch with an inviting look on his face. Keirn grips the other stud's shoulder and points at the camera, like Uncle Sam declaring "We Want You" in the old recruitment posters.
Now Keirn mounts his partner like a wrangler riding bare-back on a wild stallion. What did the fans think these studs were doing back in the 1980's when they saw poses like this? Did the fans figure the Fabs were just goofing around because they smiled when they posed in these homo-erotic positions?