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Gallery 708 Hit The Ceiling |
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This gallery features that
complex Suspended Surfboard variation also known as the "Mexican Ceiling."
Apparently, they also used to call it the "Rolling Upside Down Double
Knee Lever and Shoulder Lock", but soon realized "Mexican Ceiling" is much
easier to say. |
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All the cute Mexican baby faces are routinely tortured in this
hold, their bodies held on display for several minutes at a time, and the
fans South of the border really love it. |
A.J. Styles is a well built
dude, and you can see he spends hours in the gym. He's also a talented
wrestler, but what would happen if a Mexican stud decided to lock him in
the dreaded Mexican Ceiling? |
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Poor AJ's rock-hard body is
stretched to the limit, and all the fans have a great view of his suffering.
Hector Garza, meanwhile, is barely contained by his skimpy red trunks. |
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Matt Sydal is an eager young
grappler and almost a clone of AJ Styles. Here is Sydal wincing in
pain as his opponent entangles his legs, grips his wrists, and rocks back
to hoist Sydal into the Suspended Surfboard. |
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Sydal's hard body is lifted
up like a slab of beef roasting over a fire. He has no hope of escaping
this painful hold on his own, but luckily his friend is entering the ring
to rescue him. |
Here is the Ice-Man, Dean
Malenko, showing this Luchadore another one of his 1,000 holds. I wonder
if the Mexican victim feels humiliated by being punished in a "Mexican Ceiling?" |
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This is a cool looking hold,
and clearly it puts pressure on the victim's knees and shoulders. But
if I didn't know any better, I'd almost say you need the victim's cooperation
to make this hold work correctly. I guess if that were true, then Pro
Wrestling would be fake! |
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Chris Sabin is another lean, ripped stud who likes to wear tight
little trunks. When a dude enters the ring looking like this, you can
almost rest assured his opponent will put his hot body on display in some
sexy stretching holds. |
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Sure enough, Brian Danielson, one of the most skillful grapplers
on the Indy scene, wastes no time locking Sabin's ankles over his shins to
prepare him for the Mexican Ceiling. |
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The fans are treated to a breath-taking image of Chris Sabin,
held aloft and groaning in pain as Danielson punishes that lean bod. |
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Danielson really gets off on doing this to his opponents, as he
now applies it to Christopher Daniels. Like most grapplers who attempt this
complex move, Danielson is known for his wide arsenal of creative and unusual
holds. |
Matt Stryker is another muscular
dude who loves to show off his body in some amazingly tight little briefs.
Who wants to bet me that Matt Stryker has been stretched out in at
least one Mexican Ceiling in his rassling career?? |
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Sure enough, here is buff Matt Stryker on display as his cruel
opponent applies a Chinlock variation of the Suspended Surfboard. Whoever
wanted to bet me can just send me the cash you owe me through Pay Pal. |
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When this hold is applied, the ref should probably count the attacker's
shoulders pinned to the mat. But most refs are more interested in watching
the shirtless victim suffering up in the air, and don't bother counting the
pin. |
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This ref has no intention of rescuing the kid in the blue speedo,
and the fans really appreciate that he isn't breaking up the Mexican Ceiling.
You can see a dude in the front row snapping a photo of the helpless
kid's exposed package! |
For some reason, I like when
the Tag Team partner outside the ropes is excited to watch the action in
the ring. This thug climbs on the ropes, eager to jump in the ring and help
his partner punish the victim in the singlet. |
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Now we see the victim's partner
in a matching singlet, looking frustrated and worried as his partner is slowly
hoisted up into one of the most painful holds in Pro Wrestling. |
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The partner can barely watch
as he sees the thug stretching out his screaming partner just a few feet
away. You can tell he wants to assist the poor victim, but his honor
(or stupidity) prevents him from cheating. |
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The camera-man offers an interesting
double-crotch view as the deadly Mexican Ceiling hold continues. The
eager partner leans between the ropes, still chomping at the bit like a hungry
pit-bull anxious to attack its prey. |
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Do you remember Sexxxy Eddie, the underwear wrestler from Gallery 448? Here he
is proudly showing off his two belts and his lean, practically naked body. |
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Eddie's opponent earns his
money during this match, putting Eddie on display in all his glory. I
wonder how many of the fans are currently checking out Eddie's bulging bikini?? |
Aryx Quinn is another lean stud who really fills out his bikini
briefs. His body is just begging to be lifted and stretched in a hot
Surfboard. |
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Brad Rochelle has been the
helpless jobber stretched to the limit in plenty of his matches. So
he knows exactly what the fans love to see, and he gives Aryx a painful Mexican
Ceiling. From BG East, Brad Rochelle vs. Aryx Quinn, That $&%$% Contract 3 |
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Every time the attacker straightens
his legs or rotates his arms, the victim howls in pain. Brad begins
shaking his ripped opponent like he's shaking out an old rug. |
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Let's zoom in for a closer
look at the incredible strain this hold is putting on Quinn's body, and on
his tight bikini trunks. Something is going to rip here if Brad doesn't
release the hold! |
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Yet another talented photographer
provides the viewers with this interesting camera angle. You can really
see the power in both men's legs as Brad continues to press with his legs
to hurt poor Aryx in the Mexican Ceiling. From BG East, Brad Rochelle vs. Aryx Quinn, That $&%$% Contract 3 |
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