Gallery 722
Whipper Snappers
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It's much easier to pick up
the opponent and throw him around with the help of your partner! These
classic brawlers prepare to toss this blondie into the crowd as the ref watches.
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Another victim goes sailing
over the ropes, ass over applecart, to land crashing on the hard floor. The
two studs in the ring work together to really elevate their opponent.
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The caption claims Gagne and
Brunzell will do battle against some rule-breakers. But I'd say the pretty-boys
in the sexy tie-dyed speedos are the "rule-breakers" here, as they both jump
in the ring and whip Vachon into the far corner.
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Zenk and Pillman work together
to punish their long-haired opponents. They prepare to Irish Whip one
member of the Midnight Express into his stunned partner. Nobody seems
to mind when studs like these two break the rules!
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Matt Sydal, the stud in the green trunks,
resembles AJ Styles in appearance and wrestling style. Here, the two
look-alikes work together to Double Irish-Whip their handsome victim across
the ring.
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All the wrestlers wore matching black and red gear for this match,
but one of them is clearly hotter than the other two. The jealous fat
guys work together to beat down the ripped stud wearing just a speedo.
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It takes a macho dude to strut
around in pink gear. Here are two members of the Pink Team outside the
ring, throwing some punk into the third row of chairs. Here, CATCH!!
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The Double-Suplex is one of the coolest two-on-one moves in Pro
Wrestling. Here are two studs lifting a third stud between them, so
they can crash backwards onto the mat and stun the poor victim into submission.
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The Dicks, Chad and Tank Toland,
sure have some incredible bodies. They love to work together, combining
their awesome strength, to destroy the competition.
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The Dicks are living up to
their names. They're both in the ring, whipping this freak wearing face
paint and red gear into the corner buckles.
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Many Tag Teams have tried to
pull off a male stripper look. The Dicks -- formerly known as the "Blond
Bombers" -- actually have the bodies and looks to be as hot, or even hotter,
than the average Chippendale dancer.
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With the body-oil glistening
on their muscular physiques, the Dicks perform a strip-tease for the fans.
These guys are huge, like wrestlers from the big 80's. Nowadays,
wrestling fans seem to prefer leaner, more athletic looking wrestlers.
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Now the Dicks show off their
power (and their dicks) in their tight blue shorts. They hoist some
jobber on their shoulders so they can break him in two pieces.
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For some reason, the Dicks
are no longer on WWE, unfortunately. If anyone sees these hunks appear
in another wrestling federation, be sure to let me know, WOW!
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Here are two powerful brutes
destroying Tim Parker, the muscle-boy in the gold trunks. The white
bully spikes Parker's face into the black bully's raised boot.
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Now the beasts both get in
the ring, grab the shiny gold speedo, and hoist Parker upside-down in a Suplex
position.
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Where exactly are these cheaters
grabbing this helpless stud?? Parker sure looks great in those metallic
trunks! The announcers keep talking about his impressive body and the
hours he must spend in the gym.
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Parker falls crashing to the
mat, his lower back sounding like a gun-shot when it strikes the canvas. These
beasts have no mercy!
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The brutes continue to molest
the hunk in the skimpy gold briefs. They throw him all around the ring
and run their hands over every inch of his hard body.
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Even though Parker has the
muscles, he is no match for these beefy brutes. After beating him into
submission, they celebrate their domination as the fans jeer and boo.
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MNM, Mercury and Nitro, are
another pair of ripped hotties, which are very common in the WWE right now.
Here they stand flexing in victory over some beaten-down victim.
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Here are MNM teaching Tatanka
that THEY are the new big, swinging dicks in the WWE. They take the
Native American veteran out to the floor and Double-Suplex him on his spine.
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They continue to humble the
former super-star, laying him on his back in the ring and dropping their legs
across his throat and crotch. Poor Tatanka has no chance against these
young lions, especially when they cheat.
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Now the two hotties in the fancy white tights stomp a mud-hole
in some other helpless wimp. Hunky guys are always devastating when they take
control in a match, because they consider themselves better than everyone
else.
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Now MNM, wresting shirtless
in their jeans, prepare to bust up some jobber with their patented Double-Team
maneuver. One stud lifts the poor kid on one shoulder while the other
stud grabs his neck.
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They spike the kid's face into
the mat with a Double DDT move. This is devastating, nobody can beat
these hunks when they use dirty moves like that!
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They show off their fancy gold
belts and perfect bodies. Mercury pretends to be jacking off on his
belt as he grinds his hips and lifts his hand up and down in rhythm.
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Check out Brett Barnes and
Matt Sydal whipping their handsome opponent, Alex Pinchek, across the ring
with the Double Irish Whip.
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Alex bounces off the ropes,
and the two cheaters wait for him like hungry dogs. When he reaches
them, they'll probably flatten him with some elbows or fists.
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Brett's blue briefs are poking
out from under his ultra-tight speedo. He's been displaying peeks at
his underwear frequently lately, so I think he's giving the fans a little
thrill on purpose by showing us his briefs.
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CRACK!! Sure enough,
the two studs welcome Pinchek to the center of the ring with a breath-taking
pair of Elbow Smashes. Do they really need to cheat to win, or do they
just enjoy bullying cute Alex Pinchek?
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Pinchek falls hard onto his
shoulders and neck. Meanwhile, hunky Brett Barnes looks down at the
victim's agony, strutting around acting cocky as Pinchek suffers at his feet.
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Barnes may want to invest in
some new trunks. I think he's still wearing gear from his skinny days
hoping he'll fit in them again soon. Actually he could injure himself,
stuffing his junk into such a small package.
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