Gallery 771 Steve Regal vs. Tom Zenk
	Does anyone out there remember Steve Regal? This is not the British Wrestler, "Lord" Steven Regal, this is a lean bearded hunk named "Mr. Electricity" Steve Regal.  He loved to dress in flashy outfits like this red and white number.
Here is a young Steve Regal looking cute and blond, before he grew his sexy dark beard.  He's applying his favorite hold, the Side Headlock down on the mat, on some older grappler.
Regal's opponent today is everyone's favorite Muscle Jobber, "Terrific" Tom Zenk.  Can this gorgeous hunk use his giant rock-hard muscles to defeat the skill and brutality of Steve Regal??
Here are both wrestlers, Steve Regal and Tom Zenk, posing and looking hot in their championship belts.  Regal is wearing his usual flashy ring jacket and a headband, while Zenk decides to show off his physique for the fans by going bare-chested.
	In the ring, Zenk offers Mr. Electricity his hand, and the two men shake like good sportsmen. Regal peels off his shiny silver jacket, and we see both studs are wearing skin-tight red trunks.
	The bell sounds and Regal forces Zenk to the ropes.  Instead of a clean break, Regal gives Zenk a knee to the belly.  OOFFF!!  What happened to good sportsmanship??
	They lock up again, and the muscle man is more cautious this time.  He secures a Hammer Lock and takes Mr. Electricity down to the mat.
Zenk continues to work the arm, flexing his own muscles to really crank on the pressure. The ref kneels in front of Regal and asks him if he's ready to submit.
Zenk:  "Ask him, ref!  ASK HIM!!" Regal:  "No...  AHH, my arm!!   NO!..."
Regal struggles to his feet and forces Zenk into the ropes.  There is something very hot about a wrestler with blond hair and a dark beard.
	Regal traps the pretty-boy chest to chest in the corner and Zenk must release his Armlock.  This leaves his body wide open to Regal's attack.
	Sure enough, Regal grabs Zenk by the hair and punches him a few times.  Zenk is stunned, hanging on the ropes like wet laundry.  I'd say Steve Regal has a mean streak in him!
	CRACK!  A punch to the face drives Zenk's skull into the top turnbuckle.  The ref reminds Regal that you can't attack a man on the ropes, but Regal seems to be ignoring the ref.
Finally the ref gets the wrestlers out of the corner, and they again circle each other, like hungry dogs looking for their chance to attack.
Regal was not the largest wrestler in the world, and certainly not the most handsome, but he sure carried himself in a cocky, confident way in the ring that seemed to get the fans excited.
They lock up, and Zenk manages to secure a Headlock.  He flexes his huge arms, trying to pop Regal's head off like a Dandelion.
Regal turns into his attacker, rubbing his beard against Zenk's chest and enjoying his scent.  Their bodies press together as Regal pulls Zenk in closer with his free hand.
Zenk tosses his victim down to the mat and continues to work on his neck.  The dudes in the front row get a great view of two grown men rolling around shirtless together.
Tom Zenk, ever the show-off, spreads his legs on the mat, pointing his crotch toward the camera to give the fans at home a sneak peek as he kicks his tall white boots around.
	The dude in the gray t-shirt cracks a sly smile as Zenk works on Regal's neck.  I think the two guys in matching uniform shirts are planning to re-enact this match later.  The men in the second row are wearing Sheik costumes and sun-glasses so nobody will see them staring at the wrestlers' bodies.
	The 5-minute grinding Side Headlock down on the mat is really Steve Regal's signature hold.  Zenk is very cocky to use the other man's favorite weapon against him.
	Steve Regal snakes a hand under Zenk's ballsack and rolls him onto his shoulders, trying for a pin.  That NEVER works!  Zenk easily rolls back down.
Zenk again cranks on the pressure.  Meanwhile Regal seems content to lay there all day with Zenk's big chest in his face.
Even when Zenk is in control of the match, he manages to wear the greatest expressions of intense suffering.  He must be one of the greatest Jobbers of all time!
	Regal tries to escape by pressing his arm into Zenk's face, but he doesn't try too hard because I think he enjoys being embraced in Zenk's Headlock.
	Again Regal rolls the stud onto his shoulders.  Again Zenk kicks his white boots in the air until he is able to roll back on top.  I think Regal is just toying with him and copping a feel.
Some of the fans have started chanting "Borrrrring!  Borrrring!" but I wish they would shut up.  This match is FAR from boring, and I hope Zenk keeps that Headlock on all night long.
The camera lingers on Zenk's intense expression.  He grits his white teeth as Regal presses a forearm into his cheek bone.  We must have done something good to be treated to all these nice close-ups of handsome Tommy Zenk!
Zenk's awesome body and great wrestling skills made him popular among wrestling fans.  But it's really his handsome features and incredible acting skills that have made him one of the best loved Pro Wrestlers of all time!
	It's another Test of Strength as Regal again forces the body-builder's head back, and Zenk holds on with all his might.
	Zenk is clearly the stronger man as he flexes his muscles and remains in control.  Regal is being smothered in Zenk's armpit as Zenk flexes his pecs.
It must be hot in the arena, or else Zenk is working hard to keep this Headlock secured, because sweat has begun to glisten on his smooth chest and handsome face.
Finally Regal rolls over onto his knees as Zenk throws his head back and flexes his muscles.  I think Regal is about ready to begin Tom Zenk's beat-down.
The guy in the gray t-shirt is distracted by the two dudes wearing basketball uniforms.  But his buddy in the black shirt catches every second of Tom Zenk's flexing muscles, his eyes glued to the red-hot action in the ring.
	Regal is tired of playing the jobber, so he scoops Zenk up onto his shoulder.  What is this stud going to do to the helpless Z-Man?
	CRUNCH!! Zenk is stunned as Regal falls backwards and drops him onto the back of his head.  Zenk is nearly out cold!
	Z-Man is seeing stars and planets circling around his head as Regal crawls over slowly and prepares to lay down across that muscular chest.
Their bodies are pressed together as Regal covers the dazed victim chest to chest.  Zenk shows he still has plenty of fight in him as he boldly kicks out.
Regal rises to his feet and stands in domination over poor Zenk.  He flirts with some of the fans at ringside, giving them a nice long look at his body packed into those tight trunks.
Young Tom Zenk is hurt, barely able to peel himself off the mat.  Meanwhile, the veteran stands over him, calmly stalking him like a lion waiting to attack an injured lamb.  Get up, Tom, so he can knock you down again.
Finally Regal is able to secure his favorite hold, putting the pressure on Zenk's neck.  Regal enjoyed just laying on his opponents for several minutes, savoring the body contact.
Mr. Electricity is getting vicious now!  He jumps up and grinds the toes of his boots into Zenk's eyes!  Is he trying to blind the poor man, or to damage Zenk's good looks??
Regal is just trying to hurt Tom Zenk now!  He grabs Z-Man's hair and spikes his face into the mat like a football player that just scored a touch-down. (Meanwhile, the two dudes in the matching wife-beaters can't take their eyes off this brutality!)
Regal tries for another cocky pin, not even hooking the leg.  Zenk may be exhausted and beaten, but he sure won't submit to this arrogant cover!
Zenk kicks out, his agony etched on his handsome face.  Regal wastes no time yanking his boy-toy up by the hair yet again.
Regal decides to put Zenk's tight-ass red trunks on display as he applies a Front Facelock.  The ref watches for a choke as Zenk struggles around in his tight speedo.
Good thing Zenk's trunks are made of a stretchy material, or they wouldn't be able to stand the pressure they are under at this point!
	Zenk crawls over to the corner, trying to escape Regal's relentless attacks.  Regal runs over and kicks the stud in the ribs for good measure.
	That one hurt!  Zenk looks like he's about ready to cry as he holds onto the ropes like a drowning man.  Regal, meanwhile, makes eye contact with some of his adoring fans at ringside.
Hasn't Zenk suffered enough already!?   He is as limp as a wet noodle as Regal again snatches him by the hair and drags him over to the ropes to choke him for a while.  Zenk obeys the dominant man like a doggie on a leash.
The ref tries to get between Regal and Zenk, begging Regal to back off as Zenk tries to pull himself up by the ropes.
Regal spreads his arms and argues with the ref, while Zenk gives us one of his hottest expressions of agony, the ropes supporting his exhausted body.  What a great pose by both studs!
	Both wrestlers really know their roles:  Regal ruthlessly  bending the rules while claiming innocence, and Zenk helplessly gasping for air, clearly in the worst pain of his life.
You can just tell Steve Regal loves his job!  He again yanks Zenk up by the hair, and slowly sets him up for a Body Slam.
Zenk is hoisted by the crotch onto Regal's shoulder.  Did these studs plan to wear matching red trunks and white boots, or did we just get lucky?
CRUNCH!! The ring shudders and shakes as the muscle-man is driven down onto his lower back.
The body-builder has taken enough abuse.  He lays submissively under Regal like a horse that's been broken, allowing his Master to cover him for the One, Two, Three.
Regal is the winner, proudly raising his arm in victory as the humiliated loser tries to crawl out of the ring and back to the locker room in shame.
They just don't make wrestlers like Steve Regal any more.  He was living proof that you don't need to be a muscle-freak on steroids or a huge fat dude to be a hot, exciting, entertaining Pro Wrestler!