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Road Warriors vs. Rougeaus
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The Road Warriors were a pair of muscle bound monsters who looked like ruthless survivors of a nuclear war or something.  From their studded leather costumes, you can tell they love pain -- whether feeling it or inflicting it.
The Rougeau Brothers on the other hand were cute young dudes with great scientific rassling skills.  The Canadian fans really loved these lads, probably because they were about the most handsome men ever seen in Canada.


Jacques and Armand Rougeau find themselves in the ring with Hawk and Animal.  Road Warrior Hawk looks like he wants to eat Armand for dinner!

Big brother Jacques shares some advice with his little brother.  I think he's worried about what these two beasts are going to do to this cute lad once the bell rings.
Hawk yanks violently on the ropes like a caged ape pulling on his bars.  Meanwhile Animal paces around in the background like a hungry tiger.  It's no wonder these big freaks are wearing the championship belts!

Against any other team, these two Rougeau studs would be sporting some impressive bodies.  However they look like little weaklings compared to the Road Warriors.


Wow, Road Warrior Animal is just massive.  I wonder if he may be one of the wrestlers who used steroids during the 1980s???
The bell sounds, but neither Rougeau Brother looks very eager to lock up with the crazy freaks flexing their muscles across the ring.

Jacques and Armand are wondering if it was such a good idea to wrestle the Legion of Doom.  They look worried about being humiliated in front of their Canadian fans.


Hawk easily controls Jacques Rougeau, pressing him overhead like a barbell at the gym.  Jacques has no chance against this beast, and Hawk is the smaller of the Road Warriors!
CRASH!!   Hawk tosses Jacques about twelve feet across the ring, and the Canadian cutie lands hard on his lower back.  Damn, these Road Warriors are just too powerful!

Next Hawk scoops up the dazed Canadian and Body Slams him, focusing his attack on the man's spine.


Both teams make a tag, and Animal stares at his cute opponent, Armand Rougeau.  What is this freak going to do to the poor kid??

Now it's Armand's turn to be pressed over-head like a barbell.  These Road Warriors are just showing off their strength, toying with the poor Rougeau Boys!

Armand lands flat on his face, rolling around and twitching like a Canadian goose that's been run over by a truck. Animal, meanwhile, flexes his chest and biceps for the angry fans.

Bracing a knee against Armand's back, Animal tries to rip his head off.  The Canadian fans sure get riled up by this humiliation, almost like when one of their Hockey teams takes an ass-kicking from an American team.

Poor Armand is helpless.  Hey, is Animal kissing the cute Canadian, or are they just having a discussion here??


Armand's lean physique is on display in the Road Warriors' corner as both big freaks work him over.  The ref says, "Let him go, eh."

Do the Road Warriors really need to cheat to defeat young Armand Rougeau?  They've been dominating him pretty easily all match so far.

Animal again demonstrates his super-human strength, hoisting Armand up and breaking him across his knee about 4 or 5 times.  You may have seen Paul Roma do this to his weaker opponents.

Animal embraces Armand like a child in his arms, while Hawk enters the ring and runs to the far ropes.  This can't end well for the poor Rougeau Brothers!

Sure enough, Hawk clothes-lines poor Armand, nearly knocking his block off.  He easily pins the helpless Canadian.

With his feet in the air in a degrading position, Armand is humiliated in front of his Canadian pals.  I wonder if Canadians ever get tired of being bested by the U.S.A.?

The ref counts to three and the Road Warriors are the winners.  Armand tries to kick out to redeem what little pride he has left, but Hawk keeps the pressure on.


Jacques tries to revive his limp brother while the Road Warriors celebrate their easy victory.  I can't believe the popular Rougeaus just had their asses handed to them!


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