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Road Warriors vs. Rougeaus
(Video Clip)
The Road
Warriors were a pair of muscle bound monsters who looked like ruthless survivors
of a nuclear war or something. From their studded leather costumes,
you can tell they love pain -- whether feeling it or inflicting it.
The Rougeau Brothers on the
other hand were cute young dudes with great scientific rassling skills.
The Canadian fans really loved these lads, probably because they were
about the most handsome men ever seen in Canada.
Jacques and Armand Rougeau find themselves in the ring with Hawk
and Animal. Road Warrior Hawk looks like he wants to eat Armand for
dinner!
Big brother Jacques shares
some advice with his little brother. I think he's worried about what
these two beasts are going to do to this cute lad once the bell rings.
Hawk yanks violently on the
ropes like a caged ape pulling on his bars. Meanwhile Animal paces
around in the background like a hungry tiger. It's no wonder these
big freaks are wearing the championship belts!
Against any other team, these two Rougeau studs would be sporting
some impressive bodies. However they look like little weaklings compared
to the Road Warriors.
Wow, Road Warrior Animal is
just massive. I wonder if he may be one of the wrestlers who used
steroids during the 1980s???
The bell sounds, but neither Rougeau Brother looks very eager
to lock up with the crazy freaks flexing their muscles across the ring.
Jacques and Armand are wondering
if it was such a good idea to wrestle the Legion of Doom. They look
worried about being humiliated in front of their Canadian fans.
Hawk easily controls Jacques Rougeau, pressing him overhead like
a barbell at the gym. Jacques has no chance against this beast, and
Hawk is the smaller of the Road Warriors!
CRASH!!
Hawk tosses Jacques about twelve feet across the ring, and the Canadian
cutie lands hard on his lower back. Damn, these Road Warriors are just
too powerful!
Next Hawk scoops up the dazed Canadian and Body Slams him, focusing
his attack on the man's spine.
Both teams make a tag, and
Animal stares at his cute opponent, Armand Rougeau. What is this freak
going to do to the poor kid??
Now it's Armand's turn to
be pressed over-head like a barbell. These Road Warriors are just showing
off their strength, toying with the poor Rougeau Boys!
Armand
lands flat on his face, rolling around and twitching like a Canadian goose
that's been run over by a truck. Animal, meanwhile, flexes his chest and
biceps for the angry fans.
Bracing
a knee against Armand's back, Animal tries to rip his head off. The
Canadian fans sure get riled up by this humiliation, almost like when one
of their Hockey teams takes an ass-kicking from an American team.
Poor Armand is helpless. Hey,
is Animal kissing the cute Canadian, or are they just having a discussion
here??
Armand's lean physique is
on display in the Road Warriors' corner as both big freaks work him over.
The ref says, "Let him go, eh."
Do the Road Warriors really
need to cheat to defeat young Armand Rougeau? They've been dominating
him pretty easily all match so far.
Animal
again demonstrates his super-human strength, hoisting Armand up and breaking
him across his knee about 4 or 5 times. You may have seen Paul Roma
do this to his weaker opponents.
Animal embraces Armand like
a child in his arms, while Hawk enters the ring and runs to the far ropes.
This can't end well for the poor Rougeau Brothers!
Sure enough, Hawk clothes-lines poor Armand, nearly knocking his
block off. He easily pins the helpless Canadian.
With his feet in the air in a degrading position, Armand is humiliated
in front of his Canadian pals. I wonder if Canadians ever get tired
of being bested by the U.S.A.?
The ref counts to three and the Road Warriors are the winners. Armand tries to kick
out to redeem what little pride he has left, but Hawk keeps the pressure
on.
Jacques tries to revive his limp brother while the Road Warriors
celebrate their easy victory. I can't believe the popular Rougeaus
just had their asses handed to them!
Thanks to YouTube, you can now watch this classic
match by clicking the Play button below.