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Gallery 809 Buzz Sawyer vs. Sam Houston |
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"Mad
Dog" Buzz Sawyer was a thick, hairy heel who was always a pleasure to
watch. He was known for his brutality and crazy antics, in and out
of the ring. Great body, if you're into real men. |
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Here is the burly stud looking
like a biker with that thick manly beard and bandana. Back in the
80's, not every wrestler had to be a hairless body-builder and the variety
of male bodies was always great to see. |
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Sawyer also liked to wear skimpy
red trunks that looked like a bikini under his massive gut. I think
he bought these when he weighed about 180 and never bought new ones as
he grew to 240. |
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Sawyer's opponent is young
Sam Houston. This kid loved to work the cowboy gimmick, dancing
around in his chaps and boots like he's at a ho-down. The ladies
loved it, and speaking from experience, so did many of the young guys. |
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Sam Houston started his career at 19. He was too cute to
be a wrestler, and he wasn't known for raw power, so he suffered plenty
of jobber beat-downs. He always worked the "Helpless Little Hero Struggling
Against All Odds" gimmick, which the fans loved. |
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Tale of the Tape: Buzz Sawyer, red bikini trunks, is 5'11", 240 pounds, a ruthless and cruel animal. Sam Houston, age 19, also in red trunks, is 6'1", 211 pounds, an eager baby-face. |
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The match
begins and Sawyer quickly demonstrates his superior power. He pounces
on Houston -- well, like a mad dog, and grinds the cute kid's face into
the mat. |
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Sawyer easily picks up the
rookie and Body-Slams him. When Sawyer manhandled his cute young
opponents, it was almost like a rape scene, which seemed to interest the
fans a lot. |
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The Mad Dog knows he can break
this skinny jobber in half whenever he wants, so he takes his time and
savors the wimp's suffering. |
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But the eager young lion fights
back, slapping an Arm Bar on the big man in the very small trunks. Buzz
sells the pain. |
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The camera zooms in on the
big daddy's suffering, his body and face contorted in pain as the rookie
works the Arm Bar. |
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Arm-Bars are usually not my
favorite hold, but Buzz Sawyer makes it work by suffering like a champ.
He puts the rookie over with the fans by dropping to his knees in submission
and whimpering like a whipped dog. |
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Wow, Sawyer deserves an academy award here for his poses of pure
agony! Sam Houston's real daddy is 60's wrestler Grizzly Smith, and his brother is Jake Roberts, so the other wrestlers tried to boost his career by letting the skinny cowboy take control. |
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And Buzz is one of those tough
wrestlers who seems to thrive on pain. He often let jobbers put him
in an Arm-Bar to see how much agony he could endure before he beat them
down. |
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On his knees in submissive agony, his fists clenched in pain, the
veteran continues to allow the handsome rookie to make a name for himself. |
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Now Buzz is tired of jobbing to this kid and stops suffering, while Houston continues pulling and twisting that thick arm. This reminds me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs pulls on Crusher's head and arm while Crusher ignores him and actually yawns. |
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How much longer can this lean
cowboy stay in control of the Mad Dog?? After all, the fans paid to
watch cute Sam Houston suffering. |
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Whoa, NASTY!
Sawyer lives up to his "Mad Dog" name, sinking his teeth in the poor
kid's thigh meat and biting until Houston releases the Arm Bar. |
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Houston looks like one of those surfers being gnawed by a shark on "When Animals Attack!" Screaming in pain, he tries to tear Sawyer's jaws out of his thigh muscle as the ref stands by watching. Sawyer is an animal, you gotta love it! |
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Finally the ref orders this
hungry animal to stop biting the poor kid's leg. Sawyer releases
his jaws, but he is still hungry. |
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Like a rabid pit-bull, Sawyer
dives in for another taste, while the ref counts like an idiot. I've
been bitten on the inner thigh before (long story), and trust me, it gets
your attention! |
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The dominant stud gets to
his feet and drags his boy-toy up by the hair. This is turning into
an old-school ass-kicking, you gotta love it. |
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The big man traps his boy-toy in the corner and pounds on his
exposed chest, while the impotent ref continues to count. |
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Sam Houston does what he does
best... He droops like a deflated balloon, like putty in the stronger
man's hands. Is this a wrestling match or a prison rape? |
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Cruel Buzz Sawyer, showing
off in his tight-ass red trunks, is just toying with Houston. He
drags the kid out by the hair and threatens to level him. |
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Again knocked flat, Houston can't take much more of this. The ref hurries over to check on the poor dazed, utterly helpless rookie, while Sawyer kneels over him like a gladiator waiting for the "Thumbs Up" or "Thumbs Down" from the Emperor. |
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What ever made this dumb wimp
think he'd have a chance against big thick Buzz Sawyer!? This masculine
stud is built like a fire-plug, but covered with thick muscles. |
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For the finisher, Buzz scoops
up the limp jobber and drapes him on the top ropes. Then he falls
back, flipping Houston to slam him into the mat. DAMN! |
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I think that's the end of the rodeo for this cute cowboy. Sawyer mounts him doggy-style as the ref counts to three. |
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Buzz Sawyer's arm is raised
in victory over the whipped rookie. Sawyer wasn't the prettiest wrestler,
but damn he sure was fun to watch in the ring, tearing apart the competition! |
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Do you want to watch the YouTube
video of this awesome beating? Just click the Play button below... |
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If you like watching Houston
suffer, you can also watch him endure painful arm punishment by the great
Arn Anderson, followed by a nice post-match beating... |
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