Gallery 816 Buzz Sawyer vs Rock Hard Rick
		Does anyone remember this muscle jobber named "Rock Hard Rick?"  He was a tough looking body-builder stud back in the 80's, who never seemed to win any matches.  Come on, smile for us, pretty-boy!
		Is this big stud's name supposed to sound like "Rock Hard Dick"?  You gotta love a wrestler whose name sounds like a porn star, which many hot jobbers did back in the 80's.
		Here is how one blogger describes his love of Rock Hard Rick and other jobbers/porn stars: "Oh dude, I don't remember the main events from any WWF Wrestlemania... but I still remember dumb shit like Tim POWERHOUSE Parker....or like... Mike Awesome as a wimpy guy in NWA 1989 teaming with Rock Hard Rick and Bucky Seigler vs. the Freebirds. My wrestling memory really is all about the wimpy matches."
But Rock Hard Rick is in for some rough abuse today, as he faces one of the most sadistic beasts to ever put on a tight speedo and climb in the ring:  "Mad Dog" Buzz Sawyer.
Buzz tries to frighten and intimidate his opponent with some howling and growling.  He often acted like a wild beast to stir up the animal urges in the fans, soon getting the crowd to yelp like a pack of wolves.
Looking at the slab of muscle he's about to abuse, Sawyer can't stop laughing and smiling.  He loves his job!
		DING DING!! Rick is more muscular, but Buzz has the beef, so he easily forces the pretty-boy into a corner.  He bitch-slaps Rick for good measure, giggling like a school girl to further degrade his opponent.
		One wrestling tape website describes a typical Rock Hard Rick match as follows: "Here's a hot, "rock hard" blonde you would want to get your hands and mouth on. I know I do every time I see him."
		"His muscled bod takes quite a beating from this weird, out of shape old dude. It's kinda sad... but so hot. EASY punishing beating and a pin that has him seeing stars."
Buzz Sawyer would often straddle his jobber's head on the ropes, using his crotch and body weight to smother the poor guy.  This is both punishing and humiliating at the same time!
"Look Ma, no hands!" Sawyer continues to bounce up and down on the ropes like he's riding on a teeter-totter (instead of a jobber's neck.)  His thick thighs are like a pair of tree trunks crushing Rick's skull.
The ref tries to convince the Mad Dog to stop smothering his helpless victim.  But Buzz seems to enjoy resting his ball-sack on the handsome guy's head.
		Buzz yanks the juicy piece of eye-candy around by the hair, then employs another animal tactic he often used:  biting the victim in the face.  The crowd is really howling like a pack of hungry dogs now!
		Buzz presses his belly and crotch on Rock Hard Rick's huge chest.  He's not really trying for a pin -- he just loves body contact.
		Yanking the stud up by his long, wavy hair, Buzz proceeds to toss him over the ropes.  He often threw his victims out of the ring, especially the ones with really nice bodies who the fans wanted a closer look at.
Rick crashes down onto the rock hard concrete.  He rolls around in his red speedo and white boots, looking like Superman after a nice big dose of Kryptonite.
Back in the ring, Sawyer paces around like a gorilla at the zoo.   He often let his wimpy little jobbers put him in some holds, taking a few minutes of punishment.  But in Rock Hard Rick's case, it's a total squash job.
Climbing back on the ring apron, Rick asks the ref to restrain this beast.  (As if the ref has any control over the Mad Dog what-so-ever!)
		Again Sawyer forces Rick into the corner, where he can rub against him, punch and slap him, and just generally molest the body-builder.
		Sawyer delivers some chops to the face and chest, which sound like gun-shots on Rick's rock hard body.
I think the promoters hired muscle-jobbers in the 80's not only because they looked great in their speedos, but also to make the Super-stars seem tougher.  Clearly Buzz Sawyer must be a bad-ass if he can destroy not only the wimpy boy next door, but also this super-human body-builder stud.
Sawyer wields his right arm like a club, nearly knocking Rick's head into the third row.  Sawyer doesn't seem to like guys with fitter bodies than his, which is pretty much everyone.
Here are some comments about Buzz from one of his matches on YouTube: " Buzz just looked and acted like a pro rassler should - you just knew he enjoyed dishing out a beating." "I'd hate to be a jobber wrestling Buzz in those days. He really beat the $hit out of you! He had a rep for going really hard on jobbers. I love it." " Damn- I would've LOVED being Buzz's job boy back then!!"
Rock Hard Rick lays exhausted on the mat, his great body not doing much good.  What will Buzz do to finish this pussy off?
		Oh no, Buzz is planning to deliver his deadly splash off the top ropes!  He really wants to squash this poor kid!
		Buzz can't help but smile.  This sadistic beast loves nothing better than hurting some hunk in front of all the outraged and horny fans.
		The ref pleads with Buzz not to destroy Rock Hard Rick.  But Buzz simply howls at the moon to demonstrate his animal nature.
The arena grows quiet as Buzz strikes a pose on the top rope.  Poor Rick is unable to roll out of the way or escape.
Buzz takes his time, letting his fans savor this moment.  He looks like a thick version of Spider-man preparing to leap off a building.
		Rock Hard Rick spends hours in the gym to maintain that perfect body.  But that won't save him once Sawyer's 230 pounds of muscle and beef comes crashing down from about 15 feet in the air.
		"Oh the humanity!"   Sawyer comes sailing down like the Hindenburg to crush whoever is below.
		How would you like to be laying flat on your back and see this monster sailing down on you?  Would you roll away, or let him pounce?
OOOFFFF!!! Sawyer's thick body crushes the body-builder.  Rick may be "rock hard" but even rocks can be crushed.
The ref rushes over to count to three.  He could count to 300 if he wanted, this jobber is finished!
Buzz probably doesn't need to exert so much pressure to pin his victim.  He could probably pin Rick with one finger.  But he seems to enjoy this dominant pose, and so do the fans.
The bell rings, but Buzz continues to lay on Rock Hard Rick.  He is addicted to body contact.  The ref taps him on the back and orders him to get off the kid.
Buzz slithers off like a snake that's done smothering it's prey.  He just never stops thinking of ways to entice and excite the fans! The Mad Dog was the ultimate guy you love to hate.
		Rick meanwhile looks like a bunny that ran in front of an 18-wheeler .  Is this where they got the term "Buzz-Kill" ?
You can watch this humiliating beating on YouTube below, if you're into that sort of thing...