Someone
sent me a donation in PayPal and asked to see a squash match by this thick
80's heel, Don Muraco. Thanks dude, and you're right, Muraco was great
so I'll feature a few of his great jobber beat-downs.
Check out Muraco's double bicep pose. Wow. Vince McMahon
loved big muscles like this. Muraco was one of the thickest, strongest
men in wrestling, back before every wrestler was jacked on steroids.
Magnificent
Muraco's first match will be against this typical 80's jobber, Jim Young.
With a name like "Jim Young", you just knew this dude wouldn't win
too many matches.
Jim Young looks to be in decent
shape, but compared to huge Don Muraco, he is a wimp. All the big wrestlers
whipped and punished this jobber boy, and Muraco will be no exception.
Muraco was just a thick, tough
slab of beef. His gimmick was his raw power. His muscles are huge and
even his veins are bulging. He smiles with pleasure as he takes a look
at the jobber waiting for his beating.
Besides
that thick He-man physique, Muraco had charisma and a bad-ass persona. One
fan said about him: "Don Muraco was my personal favorite. He was a refrigerator
with a head, I loved him'
Muraco wastes no time taking
control over the jobber. He knocks Young to the mat and drops a huge
knee to his throat.
Many heels allow their wimpy opponents to take an early lead, giving
the fans some hope that the pretty-boy may have a chance. Not Don Muraco!
He loved to dominate from bell to bell.
Muraco often
throws his victims out of the ring, where his manager Mr. Fuji was just waiting
to attack them.
Poor Jim Young tries to catch
his breath, but sadistic Mr. Fuji strikes him with his cane. I really
don't think Muraco needs help beating this wimp!
Thanks to Fuji's illegal assault, young Jim Young is flat on his
face, kissing the concrete. This is so humiliating, he gets paid to
take a beating!
Finally
the jobber crawls slowly back into the ring for more abuse. Young wore
a great pretty-boy costume for this beating: a baby-blue speedo and
bright white boots.
Muraco drags the exhausted
sissy to his feet by pulling his hair, then delivers a deadly standing Drop-Kick
to the punk's chest, knocking him back down where he belongs. OUCH!!
Check out this little pussy's suffering thanks to Muraco's abuse!
Muraco usually kept his jobber boys on the mat the entire match. They
weren't allowed to rise to their feet unless he was pulling them up.
Muraco could have pinned this
beaten boy-toy, but instead he yanks him up on the count of "Two" for more
punishment. This is just vicious!
The big man again drags Young to his feet by the hair. Muraco
treated his jobbers like the bitch-boys they were, and the fans loved to
watch that brutality.
Oh no. Muraco scoops
the wimp up and inverts him for the dreaded Pile Driver. The strong
man makes it look totally effortless to pick up another man.
CRUNCH!! Muraco drops
to his knees, driving his victim's skull into the mat. It sounds like
an exposion as the big man hits his knees.
Sprawled out and helpless,
Jim Young is at Muraco's mercy. I think this jobber's neck may be broken,
why did Muraco hurt him like that??
Muraco used a rare pinning
position where he crouched in domination over the beaten man, pressing his
hands down on the helpless victim's chest.
The ref counts to three as
the pretty-boy in the light blue banana hammock twitches around like a chicken
with its head cut off.
Muraco is the winner, but he
maintains his dominant pose for several extra seconds, showing off his huge
triceps. He must realize how erotic this position looks to the fans.
If you want to watch the video
of Jim Young's whipping, click the Play button below:
GRRR! Here is Muraco when he was really looking ripped,
showing off his hard muscles on the ropes. The fans worship his power and
strength, and check out that heavy bulge in his trunks. He was known
as the original "Rock" because his body was just rock hard.
Here is the "Rock" dominating
another limp jobber. With a handful of hair, he forces the jobber
boy to bow down before him in the corner.
Muraco's next victim is pretty-boy
Jimmy Powers, everyone's favorite muscle jobber.
What a cute smile, Powers
is just as pretty as a girl. Anyone who gets in the ring wearing white
briefs and a ring jacket has "Kick My Ass" written all over him.
Meanwhile Muraco is looking
jacked and thick, as usual. He strikes fear into the hearts of his
opponents, and the young men at ringside, with that huge powerful body. He's
a total Alpha Male.
Muraco quickly starts brutalizing
the stud in all white gear. He applies that move where he catapults
the opponent's throat up into the bottom rope. Love that brutal ruthless
shit!
Nowadays, most pro wrestling
matches are back-and forth, all the opponents seeming to be nearly even.
What was hot back in the 80's was the number of one-sided squashes,
which celebrated the domination of one tuff stud over a helpless victim.
Muraco yanks up Powers by the hair (he loves to pull hair), then
he jumps up and drives both knees into Powers' cute face. Whoa, Muraco
is so vicious!
The Rock easily scoops his
jobber onto his shoulder, like he's burping a baby. Is he setting
up the poor guy for his deadly Pile Driver??
Sure enough, Muraco slides
his muscular opponent down into Pile-Driver position. He grips Jimmy's
face between his thick thighs.
Muraco, as usual, takes his
own sweet time. The jobber in white trunks is held in this degrading position
for several extra seconds, his head stuffed between Muraco's meaty thighs,
the blood flowing to his brain.
The Magnificent One rises onto his toes, a bad omen for Jimmy
Powers. When the big man does this, it means he's about to lower the
boom.
BOOM!!
Yet another jobber is dropped on his head, totally destroyed by Muraco's
devastating Pile Driver.
The pretty-boy is in Muraco's
trade-mark pinning position, staring up at the big man's package as Muraco
crouches over him and presses on his chest.
The ref counts to three, but
really he could count to three hundred. Powers has been completely
broken and destroyed by the stronger man.
Again Muraco stays in his
dominant position for a few extra seconds, allowing the fans to savor his
victory. He looks like a fierce lion that just brought down a sheep.
Muraco stands on the ropes like a conquering hero, allowing the
fans to get a good look at his massive power.
Many consider Don Muraco one
of the greatest heels of the 1980s. And clearly he is just huge and
massive, totally believeable as a fierce bad-ass.
Click below to watch Jimmy
Powers spiked on his head in those tightey - whitie trunks:
Check out the Rock, working
over some other jobber. He tries to break the dude's arm with a huge
Elbow Smash.
Mr Fuji
looks in with pleasure as Muraco works over some other jobber in baby blue
trunks. The jobber sells the agony of this huge stud's arm-bar.
The fans liked to call Muraco
"Beach Bum" which sent him into a rage for some reason. The name calling
has gotten a lot more X-rated now-a-days, wrestling fans were so polite and
innocent back in the 80's.
The Beach Bum is wiping the
mat with this wimp. He dives on top of the jobber and grinds his face
into the dirty canvas.
This jobber's name is "Ivan
Lavandeur" or "Lavenneur", something like that. As another wrestler
who was called The Rock has said: "It doesn't MATTER what your name is!!"
Cruel Mr. Fuji wants a piece of the action too. He likes
punishing a pretty-boy jobber as much as the next guy.
Muraco tosses Lavendure between
the ropes, like he's a Roman emperor throwing a Christian to the lions.
The muscle boy rolls around
in his blue briefs, his bare flesh sprawled out on the cold floor. Horny
Mr. Fuji stalks his prey.
Fuji stomps on the hunk's
back, driving his face into the floor. Can't Mr. Fuji allow his big
wrestler to win fair and square?
This sadistic Jap thinks it's
funny to kick a man while he's down. I wonder if he was a prison guard
during World War II, abusing our helpless soldiers who were POWs in Japan?
Meanwhile back in the ring, Muraco flexes his muscles, enjoying
the ruthless antics of his manager.
What the hell is Muraco doing?
He slides out of the ring and begins grinding the jobber's face into
the floor. That is just brutal, but of course Fuji gets off on it.
Somebody needs to teach Muraco some respect, but it won't be this
wimp. He is getting his nose rubbed into the floor like a puppy that
peed on the rug.
The big man takes his time
climbing back into the ring. He's having a great time humiliating
yet another cute, fit, but oh so submissive jobber.
Yoink! Again Muraco
takes his bitch-boy by the hair, pulling him back into the ring against his
will.
Big, cocky Muraco is done
toying with this pretty-boy. He hoists Levenneurre onto his shoulder
like a sack of laundry.
Here we go. The Rock
positions the jobber's face over his crotch, preparing him for the deadly
Pile Driver.
Fuji is already climbing in the ring to congratulate his wrestler,
even before Muraco has officially finished off the helpless hunk.
Muraco is just showing off now, easily holding the jobber upside
down as he rises onto his toes.
CRACK! The jobber is cruelly driven into the mat as Muraco
drops to his knees.
The Magnificent One kneels over yet another destroyed boy toy.
He can't get enough of these squashes, and neither can the fans!
Huge, confident, masculine, dominant. They just don't make
them like Don Muraco any more!
You know what to do to watch
the video of Muraco beating down that pretty boy...