Oh No the Elbow

Kassius Ohno (aka Chris Hero) loves to use his elbow as a weapon.  Instead of punching a dude, which could hurt your fingers and knuckles, he drives that solid elbow bone right into the poor victim’s jaw — BANG, right on the button.  The victim collapses like those elephants they used to always tranquilize in the old Wild Kingdom show.   It is so damn sadistic and it makes Ohno seem like a total bad ass.

His favorite finishing move is to stand back-to-back with a chinlock on his victim.  Then he spins around and CRACKS the Sitting Duck right in the soft spot at the base of his skull.  They originally called this move the “Death Blow” (hot) but recently changed the name to “Ohno Blade” as if he’s using an axe to decapitate the poor victim.

His elbows are so sharp and sudden, it makes you catch your breath for a second and think: “Damn!  Is that guy dead??”   It also makes you wonder how they execute this move without really causing concussions and brain damage on the recipient.

(Or maybe pro wrestling is real after all and Kassius Ohno is actually a sadistic killer who gives zero fucks if he causes brain damage on any man foolish enough to get in the squared circle with him.  HOT!)


THIS is why Kassius Ohno’s initials are “K.O.”

The Ohno Blade is a percussive attack, a real hammering blow.  Ohno fetishizes his elbow when he poses for photos, sticking it out erect and stiff like a phallic symbol.  He even wears an armband on his right arm (like a condom?) to draw attention to it and protect himself from the crushing impact of his strikes.

It all just feels sexually suggestive and arousing when Ohno looks directly into the camera and sticks his elbow in our faces, as if to say: “I will fuck you up with my big tool.” Maybe this sexual connotation is why Ohno and his big, dangerous elbow are so breath-taking to see in action.

Ohno spins around in a circle before delivering his Discus Elbow Smash, just to gain that extra momentum and really injure the poor victim.

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