Fantasies Do Come True

If you’ve been following Sports Entertainment recently, you know that Bray Wyatt and his creepy apostles have developed a real hard-on for The Miz.  They are forever attacking him, threatening him, and flirting with him — warning him to “Follow the Buzzards” which I think means to join their Family.

The Miz, meanwhile, has refused to partake in this potential homo-social (and implied homo-sexual) bonding opportunity.  His coy resistance to their invitations to join them has angered and offended the vicious Wyatts, who have begun to punish and abuse him every chance they get.

On one recent show, the fully clothed Wyatts restrained shirtless Miz in the ring ropes — doubling down on their efforts to own him and control him.  We get the sense that, if Miz won’t willingly join their Family Cult, they will arrest and torture him until he concedes.

The two henchmen — Rowan and Harper amp up the vulgarity by sticking their dirty fingers (which they probably just used to pluck and gut a chicken) all over the handsome man’s face and eyes to disfigure him and maim his beauty.  Do I even need to mention how blatantly and explicitly homo-erotic this scene is?  — tieing up a nearly naked man and grabbing all over his face — right there on national television…?

On October 16th, I posted another article about the Wyatt Family called “Bashed” in which I said:

“This sense of abduction is even greater in this match because the Wyatts look so creepy and backwoodsy, like extras from the film Deliverance — the sort of odd hill-jacks who just may have somebody chained up in their shed out back of the barn.”

Now, fast forward to the October 25th episode of Smackdown — just nine days after I wrote that little comment about having somebody chained up…

Sure enough, the Wyatts have somebody in chains, just as I predicted! I swear the WWE writers are reading my Blog and copying my ideas — which is perfectly fine with me!  I love it when they take the wrestling fantasies I write about here and make them come true for my viewing pleasure!  (I just wish they’d pay me a little something when they bogart my great ideas…)

Sure enough, it is our beloved, angelic Baby Face — the Miz — out cold, his hair mussed up, his face down at crotch level, his black t-shirt ripped open to expose his bare chest which the creepy bastards have written “LIAR” on in filth.  Miz is utterly helpless with his wrists shackled in thick chains, and the homo-erotic implications are off the charts.

What was going on in the dark before the camera arrived?  What will these creeps do next to their helpless little lamb, and when will they let him go free?  Why won’t the camera man filming this scene rescue the Miz or go call the police??

The Bray Wyatt character has been presented as a homo-sexual predator with S&M tendencies.  His tactics are designed to creep out the audience and incite Gay Panic.  The intent is to frighten the straight men using the old bugaboo that an empowered gay man just wants to rape every dude he sees.

So Gay Bray dances with his weakened opponents (himself in the lead), and will dip them and kiss them on the face before destroying them. And he loves to stack up the bodies of his shirtless opponents.

The story arc between Wyatt and the Miz is like a classic Fatal Attraction.  Wyatt can’t resist that cute baby-face (especially since the other men in his life — Harper and Rowan — are so hairy and scary.)  When the Miz rejects Wyatt’s advances because, let’s face it, the Miz is too damn gorgeous and too damn cool to be hanging around with these misfits, Bray Wyatt reacts with violence.  If I can’t own him, I must destroy him.   If Bray cannot convince Miz to bond with him willingly, he will force this connection through bondage, torture, and brainwashing (as he perhaps has done to Harper and Rowan).

It is a fun and interesting little drama, and I am proud that my own writings in this Blog have inspired it.  Next week, you guys should write that the Miz has become a fully brainwashed, eager and subservient member of the Family — which is apparently Bray Wyatt’s fantasy come true.  That would be a great next chapter in this saga — now go make it so!