Sometimes I see a wrestling photo, and I have no idea what to say in the caption. Other times, I have so many ideas, I’m not sure which one to pick. This is one of those times…
Help a fellow wrestling pervert out — what would YOU say under this picture? Drop me a comment or shoot me an e-mail with your thoughts…
UPDATE: Someone sent me a nicely photo-shopped version of this picture with a great caption to boot — see what happens next to this helpless victim of the Backbreaker:
Hunky, Cocky, Dominant, Tattooed Heel: “Yo! Yo! Yo!…Ho! Ho! Ho! Take a good look at what Santa’s got upon his knee! This here, is my gift to ALL of you. He’s all wrapped up and oh so nicely ‘PACKAGED’, too! Do ya know those stuffed toys that you have to squeeze in a certain ‘magic spot’ in order to get a sound out of ’em? Well THAT’s what I’ve got for you, right here…and this BOY TOY’s bulging blue ‘magic’ spot is pretty damned obvious. Wanna’ hear him make some noise? Me too. Alright then, pretty boy…let’s hear what you’ve gotta say. Santa’s ‘CLAWS’ are GOIN’ TO TOWN!”
(He eyes his prize and licks his lower lip with lubricious delight as his horny hand shoots down and into the poor jobber’s already swollen package. With sadistic zeal, he grabs hold of the sprawled jobber’s jiggling junk and jerks it about. Suddenly, he removes his hand from the bulging package and then inserts his hand slowly inside, slipping it deeper and deeper into the blue trunks. From the OUTSIDE, what was going on inside the guy’s trunks resembled – more than anything else – two squirrels fighting over a couple of prized nuts!)
Bent, Bleached Blond, Beautifully Bulging, Blue Trunks Jobber: “SSSSSTOP! UHHHHHHHHH! PPPLEEEEASE SSSTOP!!!”
Received by e-mail:
Have you ever looked at a picture and wondered what was really going on, and what was going to happen next? Well with photoshop we can find out.
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wrock
VERY nice work, Wrock. (Grrrr.)