When I asked my readers to share the “Subtle Little Things” they enjoy most about wrestling, many of the commonly mentioned ones seemed obvious to me (because the same little motions or gear choices excite me the same way), and a few surprised me. One reader mentioned enjoying: “the combo of speedo trunks and t-shirt for the duration of a match (ideally
if the t-shirt is so tight that it shows how ripped he is underneath).”
This t-shirt fetish was interesting to me because I prefer just the opposite. I like to see bare flesh — shirtless bodies everywhere. I guess I assumed (incorrectly) that everyone shares the same tastes.
When Dolph Ziggler first turned from a Bad Ass Heel into a Totally Pathetic Jobber, he went through a period where he would leave his pink shirt on and wrestle in it. Maybe he wanted to down-play his incredible body to project an image of weakness and softness. Or maybe he knew that some fans out there get into the pairing of trunks with t-shirt. He kept his form-fitting dick-displaying trunks however, so at least we had something to stare at.
C.M. Punk loves to strut around in very cool, very tight little t-shirts worn over his wrestling trunks. What is that, a size X-S??
He seems to fully understand the sexiness of the T-shirt-in-Trunks look — the way a slick, skin-tight shirt can actually enhance a man’s body, and he works it perfectly.
To me, it’s kind of a tease, saying to the fans: Yes I know you’re eager for a look, but just wait a minute. I will reveal this body when I’m ready and it will be well worth the wait…
Actually Mr. Punk, you’re supposed to take your t-shirt OFF when you’re getting ready to wrestle…
Admittedly many of these photos are taken pre-match, so not all of the wrestlers in today’s gallery are likely to wear their shirts for the “duration of the match.” Many will probably pop their tops before the bell rings.
I just didn’t have a huge number of wrestling-in-shirts photos because it’s not my usual thing. But we still get the idea behind this gear choice, the way it changes our focus and can enhance our anticipation and curiosity. We can understand why another guy could get into this, even if we do not.
My preference is a hybrid. I definitely think trunks and t-shirt are a hot combination for walking to the ring or just standing around. As you’ve shown, the body needs bulging pecs and a flat stomach, while the shirt needs to be tight and just the right length – the end landing right above the bulge. If it can also puddle on a firm round ass, that’s literal perfection.
But once the action starts, I prefer no t-shirt much more. And I much prefer the shirt to come off over head, not be torn open (like Hogan used to). It gives the heel a nice opportunity to kick the face in the abs while he’s momentarily blinded.
Can I get an ID on that “tight spandex ass”, if someone by some miracle recognises it? Thanks in advance 🙂
Jimmy, I can recognize that ass in trunks from a mile away. That is “Bishop”, part of a Quebecois tag team called “Les Titans” with his buddy wearing matching trunks, “Chakal”. It doesn’t take a miracle man, never underestimate the collective power of a bunch of guys who are way too obsessed with hunks in trunks!
SLT Hungry Asses:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gTnIit8mVQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqbiAZbHM3A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRnC_w1oWFI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXRg51wxSl8
My nomination for the SLT series are wedgies/hungry asses. Wrestlers whose trunks hit the sweet spot of tightness such that the spandex gets wedged between their butt cracks and look hungry as heck!