Big Uglies

I love it when the Heels in a Tag Team match are two big dominant bastards, ideally dressed in similar outfits to emphasize their combined power.  They utterly crush the good-looking shirtless hero, just throwing him around like a ragdoll, standing on his stomach, or splashing their weight down across his chest.

It’s even better when the powerful Heels (who don’t even need to cheat to win) work together to smash and humiliate a pretty-boy.  It seems as if they are jealous of his superior good looks, so they go into the match planning to use their heavy bodies to crush him.

The massive Road Warriors were good at utterly demolishing the gorgeous wrestlers without mercy, their bizzare hairstyles and face-paint adding to the kinkiness of the two-against-one molestation.

I especially enjoy when the cheating bastards are big fat dudes, ideally with masculine beards and black spandex leotards stretched over their big ponderous bellies.  The match is already unfair given their obvious weight advantage over a thin little shirtless victim.  Add some Double Team cheating to the scene and the helpless victim is absolutely over-whelmed.

I suppose the appeal of this scenario lies in the power imbalance — the ease with which the fat fucks can dominate their toy compared with the hopelessness and utter weakness of the squashed jobber.

Many wrestling federations keep a few big bellied monsters on their roster as a constant threat to the heroic Baby-Faces.  There are no weight classes in pro wrestling, so any time the promoter is feeling sadistic (or he wants to get the fans worked up), he can toss one of the cute muscle-boys in the ring with these hungry bears and allow them chew on that eye-candy for a while.

The artists who drew the crushing Bearhug images below certainly understand the appeal of the powerful fat Tag Team, using the overwhelming mass of their blubber to inflict punishment…