I like this photo, but I can’t think of a funny, interesting, or titillating caption or quotation to put underneath it. Maybe I’m losing my touch! Tag me out, partner, and you think of something to say about this photo, the first thing that comes into your head.
Write me a caption using the “Leave a comment” link below — maybe tell us what the ref or the wrestler is thinking, give me some text to improve the image. We’ll have one of those Caption Contests and I’ll put up the best captions in like a week. Thanks!
You’re not losing your touch, don’t worry.
Are multiple entries allowed or is that a disqualification?
The Ref: And to think, Mom and Dad disowned me when I dropped out of medical school to become a pro referee. Bet dad wishes he had my view now.
The Ref: Sigh. It’s a good view, but god I wish I was the one suffering.
Wrestler in black: If I pull just a little harder, maybe I can snap this arm off and beat the jobber with it. Wonder if Bruiser Brody ever did that?
It also almost looks like bite marks on the guy’s right inner thigh. Did a frisky and disobedient jobber try biting him when he was forced onto his knees back in the locker room?
Wrestler in black: Tap out now and I’ll stop beating you up in front of your wife and kids and maybe I won’t pull down your tights in front of them.
Guy on Bottom: I GIVE, I GIVE, I GIVE
Ref: Sorry, didn’t hear you. What?
Jobber: PLEASE, GOD, PLEASE, I GIVE UP, MAKE HIM BREAK THE HOLD!
Ref: Sorry, that’s my bad ear. The last thing I remember hearing is you calling me a pencil-necked pantywaist back in the locker room.
Jobber: PLEASE, HE’S BREAKING MY ARM. PLEASE, PLEASE, I’M SO SORRY, I’M SORRY!
Ref: I’ll think about it.
Hey, Ref. Gimme a rag. I gotta get rid of this cum.
“Shouldn’t have…bought the extra small….tights!”
i want doom and pain to his balls