Mastery

The wrestler formerly known as Chris Masters — now Chris Adonis — is making appearances in an Indy federation called “Total Classic Wrestling” or TCW.  You can see him in this match challenging TCW Champion Lance Hoyt on YouTube.

You may want to check out the Brett Barnes match at the beginning of the same episode, and then watch Adonis vs. Hoyt beginning at the :31 minute mark.  As you can see, long- haired Hoyt gains control thanks to some rough stuff outside the ring.

When a former WWE Superstar hits the Indy circuit, he usually wins every match because, logically, a trained Star who succeeded on the largest wrestling stage should naturally be able to dominate in some jerk-water town.

But Adonis is getting totally manhandled, his trunks riding up his ass like a Muscle Jobber.

I find it hard to believe (and fairly arousing) that one of the strongest studs from WWE is now being utterly owned by this long-haired biker.  This humiliation and fall from grace for Mr. Masters Adonis must be breaking his heart and making his cock shrink three sizes.

First he is released by the WWE.  Then he is stripped of his hot name — “Masters” — and must adopt the name “Adonis” (the same name used by the infamous “Adrian Adonis”  — a fat, flamboyant sissy.)  And now the great Masterpiece is being treated like a jobber in an Indy federation.

Adonis readily sheds his masculine ego and adopts the persona of a weak, sissified jobber, spreading his legs and offering views of his jockstrap and bulge!  I can’t believe my eyes — where is your pride, Big Man??  I would ask if they cut off your sack when they kicked you out of the WWE, but that is clearly not the case…

And maybe it’s because he’s dominating one of the (formerly) most powerful men in wrestling, but this Lance Hoyt is really catching my eye right now.  Adonis is soon coated in sweat, his trunks riding up more and more, his powerful body reduced to a tub of goo, and Hoyt continues the relentless assault, tossing Adonis in and out of the ring, stomping him, and torturing his back.

Then Hoyt takes the bitchification of the Masterpiece to a new level, yoinking him up by the back of his trunks to spike him on his bare ass, his trunks now approaching Atomic Wedgie status.

After arching his back to sell his back pain (and show off his wedgied ass), Adonis is forced to dig the spandex out trying to salvage his pride.  I’m sure he’s wondering how his career has degraded to this shameful level.

The utter humiliation and burial of Chris Adonis continues as Hoyt slaps on the Master-Lock, using the Masterpiece’s own move to destroy him.

His big muscles straining as he squirms with all his might, buckets of perspiration soaking his hard body, Adonis is determined not to succumb to his signature finisher.  But Hoyt easily maintains the grip and the strong man begins to fade!  I love it — like Superman forced to put on a dress and shine Lex Luthor’s boots or something!

Not only did Hoyt secure the Full Nelson, but he also forces Adonis — the master of the Master-lock — down to one knee, his arm as floppy as a wet towel as the ref tests his limp-wristedness.

I almost ended this write-up at this point, with Adonis losing the fight to his own move — utterly deflated and emasculated.  But DAMN Adonis looks enticing as he flexes and twists to break the hold, AND the punishment actually gets even better, so I will describe the rest of the match…

Hoyt captures all my attention by hoisting the Masterpiece up overhead and strutting around the ring. I forget all about Adonis and his buff physique now that he is nothing more than a floppy rag-doll for Lance Hoyt to toy with.  DAMN!  What happened to your Testosterone, Adonis, did you sweat it out?  And where has this Lance Hoyt been hiding — he is the king of the fuckin ring right now.

BAM!  The former Superstar is flipped down to the mat, his body crashing down as suddenly and painfully as his career.  I am digging Chris Adonis more than ever as this former Big Swinging Dick cum Muscle Job-Bitch.  I hope they show him getting beaten up and harmed like this every week, by every rookie, clown, fat guy, and queen in the federation!

Adonis did have a few moments of control and dominance, but overall, this was a squash — I couldn’t believe it. On the rare occasion when a former WWE Superstar loses an Indy match, it’s because the villain had a bunch of his friends sneak in to attack the Star, but this was a straight up clean victory.  Hoyt won fair and square, beating Adonis with first the Masterpiece’s own hold, then his awesome Lift-and-Carry Neckbreaker move.

And to finish it off, the long haired Viking dude holds up his two gold belts and looks me directly in the eye with that threatening “I-want-to-bite-you” expression and I am just about swooning. By defeating the Alpha Male, Hoyt assumes the title of the new Alpha Male.  Great match, TCW — I am impressed!