GIF Porn

I’ve been finding these great little Animated GIF images featuring pro wrestlers in motion all over the Web, and I really like what I see.  I can’t resist re-posting some of them here and talking about them — not to steal anybody’s copyrighted work, but really to celebrate the great job you guys are doing on these GIFs and how hot they look.  Let me know if you made these and want them deleted…

Check out big Heel Cesaro in his stretchy yellow trunks standing in dominance over a kneeling Zack Ryder.  He points at his jobber and asks the crowd: “Really?!  THIS is what you’ve been cheering for all night?!   THIS crawling wimp is your big hero!?  REALLY?!”

Dean Ambrose — formerly known as John Moxley — always gives good GIFs.  Here he has submissive little shirtless Cody Rhodes at his mercy in a Wristlock, controlling Cody with nothing more than a handful of his fingers.  Ambrose flexes his big guns to explain to the crowd how he is so easily able to dominate Cody.

But also check out Cody gently, respectfully stroking the stronger man’s boot with his free hand.  These animations reveal subtle little actions like that.

And Dean Ambrose again — from when he was known as John Moxley on the Indy wrestling scene.  Man oh man — those tight-assed black trunks and those boots — please go back to wearing trunks again!

You just gotta love an arrogant Heel who casually flips the bird when the Ref orders him to stop strangling his opponent on the ropes.

This clip captures the sexual violation — the danger of rape — that is inherent in any pro wrestling match.  The victim is caught in the ropes with his ass presented, so the dominant male yanks in a Wedgie.  The implications are — well I think you grasp the implications…

Sheamus grabs a big handful of Big Dick Barrett’s impressive bulge before laying across him and hooking his leg for the pin.

I guess Sheamus wanted to find out for himself if the legends about his opponent’s length and girth are true.

Over at the Ring of Honor federation, we see the great Davey Richards being emasculated and de-balled, his crotch driven brutally into the hard steel ringpost.  The mark of greatness in a pro wrestler is not how tough he acts, but how willing he is to act beaten and sissified.

I enjoy the way these images repeat over and over, as if the move is actually being applied repeatedly on the helpless victim.  Even if you leave the room for an hour and come back to your computer, this Bad Boy will just keep on cracking the pretty boy in white over his knee. Unfff.

That is one beautiful Legdrop by the big guy with the tree trunks for legs.  He just floats there!  The whole ring shakes when his hefty weight drops across the helpless man’s throat.  The deadly shock wave even causes his buddy at ringside to bounce up in the air from the impact!