GIF Porn

You talented wrestling fans continue to impress me by capturing the best moments from the best matches in your short little Animated GIF images, like this touching scene that makes me jealous that I am not Roderick Strong’s helplessly bulging victim right now.

This image of the Rock hugging Cena and, I suppose, congratulating him on a great match has been floating around for a while, but somebody recently re-posted it because it captures that moment of Bro-Hug intimacy, that friendly pat on Cena’s thick neck, that arm grasping the Rock around the ribs.  Why can’t I work in a job where dudes hug on each other like that: “Nice spreadsheet, buddy — You saved our asses again!”

When I saw this close-up of Randy’s body on RAW this past Monday, I was hoping somebody would make an Animated GIF.  Sure enough, the Web never disappoints.

Here is another image of Randy, this time down on the mat spreading his thighs like a slut to show us his package.

If there were a World Record for the Most Frequently GIFfed Wrestler, I think Randy would win it…

I was hoping Seth Rollins would discard his black flack-jacket after he quit The Shield, and sure enough, he now fights shirtless in tight black leather pants and sexy tall boots.  Am I the only wrestling fan who is noticing that this is a very common, almost cliche’ look for gay dudes who are into leather?!

Knowing how good his ass looks in those dreadfully tight pants, Rollins continuously rests his boot on the bottom rope when waiting outside the ring, which is a pose I can’t resist.

Speaking of The Shield, here is an image of Roman Reigns laying out poor Dolph Ziggler with his patented Superman Punch.  As usual, Dolph sells the fuck out of his opponent’s awesomeness, his shirtless body utterly Rag-Dolled by Roman’s super-human power.

Someone also created a series of images of Punk in white trunks — here is one of them.  Punk’s greatest talent was putting his crotch in the right place at the right time.

And last but not least, a fan of Old-School wrestling (a man after my own heart) created this image of Flair showing off his flexed bicep during an interview and marveling at his strength and power.  Flair’s interviews were so entertaining and titillating, a weekly stream-of-consciousness rant about how sexually desirable and irresistible he was.  Hearing him tell me about his greatness over and over again sure had me sold.