Pose of Perfection

I recently came upon this image of Shane Haste kneeling on some long-haired wrestler and flexing his bicep.  Wow — something about this scene tripped about ten triggers in my brain.  I love the hair, the beard stubble, the bulgy orange speedo on Haste.  I love the bicep flex, the hair-grab, the knee on the neck.  All in all, a perfect pro wrestling domination pose.

Shane’s fantastic flexing inspired me to post some more victory poses from my archives, including another great photo of Mr. Haste at the very end of the list…

Here is an interesting variation on the Dominant Alpha Male Victory Pose involving one of those stretchy-bands used for working out.  As long as this brute is spending his precious time in the ring with his doughy victim, he might as well get his pump on.

He wraps the elastic band around the jobber’s throat to choke the bitch, and proceeds to perform Arm Curls. The jobber is degraded by being reduced to nothing more than a convenient work-out instrument for the superior man’s usage.

And here is that second photo of Shane Haste’s buff body promised earlier in the gallery.  Mmmmf.  Some dudes look like douche-bags when they try to appear confident and flex their muscles, but not Haste.  He seems very legit and powerful, like he might just use those thick arms to hurt somebody.

Haste is hastily moving up my list of favorite wrestlers.  I sure wish his matches were more accessible so I could enjoy seeing a lot more of him.  You can see more of him in my galleries Tag Team of the Year #1 and #2, and Tortured Men Do Kneel #1 and #2.