Go Green Team

A few weeks ago, I wrote a description of a recent Rock Hard Wrestling match involving these lean bad boys — Gage and Ethan.  They worked together to beat up Alex Waters and left me wanting more (especially after seeing this photo of them posing and flexing in matching tights.)

Well, my waiting if over — Rock Hard Wrestling has answered my prayers and graced us earlier this week with a new video featuring the Green Team at war with their old nemesis Alex, who has found himself a new partner in the spectacular Dash.  Alex and Dash are handsome, buff, tan, and confident — real Big Man on Campus types — so they call themselves the “Dream Team” and I sure can’t dispute that title.

Alex is probably the most talented and entertaining stud involved in this match, and can I just say “Wow!”, Dash is a big, hard, hunky sight to behold, with his bulging red trunks and square jaw chewing on some gum as he waits to tag in.  What a fantastic addition to the Rock Hard group — I hope we see much more of handsome hard-body Dash in many matches to come!

One would expect the “Dream Team” — big deep-voiced Dash and the always buff, always cocky Alex — to dominate the skinny little boy-toys in flamboyant neon tights.  But much of the excitement from watching this bout is found in the loss of control — they clearly deserve to be in control — faced by the Dream Team as the boys in the green dick tights use their legs to gain the upper hand.

Those spectacular tights seemed to contain some magic power that strengthens the legs of whoever wears them, allowing the Green Team (especially Ethan) to dominate his opponents using Scissors.

If you love Tag Team wrestling, do yourself a favor and download this video.  There is plenty of dirty double-teaming, trash talk between and among the teams, and cocky one-ups-manship.

And something about those matching green leggings accenting those lean, long bodies really made this video a home run for me.  I just want to congratulate whoever planned, directed, and styled this match on a fabulous result.

Big Dash tags in only to be thrown down and mounted by Ethan.  Dash may be a big hunk of manflesh, but he seems to have that jobber gene which makes him crave losing power and feeling helpless — yet another reason to love him.  “All that working out for WHAT?!” cocky Gage shouts at poor helpless Dash.

The power of the green tights is on display as Ethan scissors the fuck out of Dash’s arm and bends it in the wrong direction, then Gage joins in the fun by threatening to break Dash’s leg.

Then both members of the Green Team go to town on Dash, inter-locking their legs and punishing both of his arms at the same time!   I love that image!

What a blow to the “Dream Team’s” egos to be locked in mirror image Camels — nearly forced to kiss each other!  Meanwhile Ethan and Gage ride bareback on their stallion mounts, their matching green britches adding to the symmetry of their display of power.  After nearly breaking the Dream Teams’ backs, forcing the proud body-builders to tap out like jobbers, the Green party is declared the winners of the first fall.

The arrogant, jocular trash-talk is a turn-on — as usual in Rock Hard videos.  You hear the partner outside the ring shouting comments like:  “Good stuff!  That was MY partner right there!”

Alex is especially talented at arrogant commentary, his smooth voice dripping with sarcasm.  Applying a tight Headscissor on Ethan, he flashes a cocky grin and asks his boy Dash:  “You don’t want me to end it right here, do you?  You want to play with these guys some more??”

When Dash is in the ring against Gage — the smallest, greenest guy in this fight — Alex loves to shout ideas for how Dash ought to hurt the poor kid.  He offers helpful suggestions to his partner, who obediently executes whatever Alex is in the mood to see.  For example:

“Slam his ass!  There we go.  Hey, Suplex him, take him for a ride!  I love it — I want in on this though.  Let’s Double-Suplex him, he likes that shit!”

Another theme found in this match is the weakness and vulnerability exhibited by Gage.  Because he is such a lightweight, his body-builder opponents can easily deadlift him and spike him hard like they’re trying to shatter him.  It gets rough!

And Gage sells it perfectly, twisting his back and arching up his hips each time they slam him to the mat, while moaning and groaning loudly for our listening pleasure.

It was noted earlier that big Dash may be carrying a bit of the  jobber gene in his DNA, but clearly Gage’s chromosomes are infested with it!  He lives to suffer, and willingly, almost invitingly, flops down and allows the bigger men to take ownership of him.

The Dream Team wins the second fall thanks to their combined power advantage over poor skinny Gage — plus some questionable two-on-one tactics.  They take revenge for their opponents’ earlier boot-on-the-back victory poses by performing some boastful flexing themselves (just with a lot more muscles involved.)  Wow, look at these two buff powerhouses standing over their broken jobber — don’t you just love the Internet!?

I won’t spoil the ending by telling you which team wins the third fall and the match, or about the kinky bondage action that takes place after the third fall!  You will just have to order the video if you want to witness all that.

I was anticipating some spectacular Tag Team fireworks since I first saw that Gage and Ethan were partnering up, and Rock Hard Wrestling has once again exceeded my expectations with this video.  The wrestlers and the gear are stunning, the in-ring action is a thrill, and the video quality is superb. I am a satisfied customer (about 5 times now) to say the least.