Back in Business

I’ve been wondering whatever happened to the old Cyberfights federation, which produced wonderful underground matches with action about midway between mainstream wrestling and gay porn.

So I was pleased to learn that Cyberfights is back in business, now selling wrestling content on the CanAmOnDemand PPV streaming website!

I quickly decided to join CanAmOnDemand, pay the $9.95 or whatever to stream a match, and check out this video titled Cheap Shots and Low Blows 4.  Hey why not —  I get off on cheap shots and low blows, and I always enjoy watching the “Zombie Princess,” Jimmy Jacobs, getting sadistic in the ring.  I also get into any wrestling matches directed by Cameron, who knows exactly what we wrestling fans love to see and how to deliver it.

Jimmy’s opponent, the big cute brawler in red trunks and white boots, is Nick Justice who has been around the underground wrestling scene for a while and suffers exquisitely.

The story behind the match is that Justice accidentally landed an Elbow Smash (aimed at the inner thigh) onto Jimmy’s balls.  This pisses off the Zombie Princess and inspires him to attack Justice’s nutsack in revenge.   Soon every possible wrestling move that involves ball-busting is unleashed as the two wrestlers try to utterly neuter each other.

We see Forward and Backward Atomic Drops; elbows, boots, knees, and foreheads to the cajones; the dreaded Tree of Woe And Stand on His Bulge move; and even the old Yank His Feet Ball Smash into the corner post.  Both men suffer their fair share of crotch crushing, but I believe Nick Justice gets the worst of it.  His hands spend more time rubbing and covering his scrotum than not.

There is just so much great, sexy, exciting pro wrestling content being produced and distributed right now, I am always amazed and a little dizzy over the bountiful harvest we get to enjoy.

And I want to know who is paying for videos from all these underground wrestling sites (the list keeps growing and growing) to keep them in business??  I realize I get off on this stuff, but I thought I was one of the very few who “gets” wrestling and is willing to pay for it. Apparently, I am not alone.  There must be thousands of horny guys out there consuming wrestling as porn.  Otherwise, why would Cyberfights and a dozen or more other erotic wrestling producers even exist?

Jimmy Jacobs is such a wonderfully sleazy fucker with his pierced nipples, pink hair, and choker chain around his neck.  I just love to see him tear apart cute Boys-Next-Door like Nick Justice — I’ll bet Jacobs gets off on some really twisted stuff…

Here we see Justice clutching what’s left of his shattered manhood and begging for mercy as Jacobs ponders how to bust his nuts next.

How degrading it must feel for big Nick Justice to be over-whelmed and emasculated by a smaller (but more ruthless) man — a man who refers to himself as the “Zombie Princess” and dyes his hair pink.  This is what makes Jimmy Jacobs (and other little dominant studs like him) compelling and exciting — his ability to assume the Alpha Male role over stronger men and utterly humble them and control them.

I am so glad to see Cyberfights back in business, and I’m happy to be able to stream their videos rather than paying $40 and waiting 3 to 5 days for the DVD to be delivered.

I won’t spoil the ending by telling you who wins the match, or how he wins, or what final act of savagery occurs after the match is over.  If you really want to know the outcome, go pay your $9.95 and check it out.  After all, we all need to support these video producers, keeping them all in business generating great wrestling action performed by hot men of every shape and size.