Grabbing the Gold

My most recent mention of the always-entertaining Sexxxy Eddie was on October 1 when I posted the above image of him backstage in shiny gold trunks as part of my “Trunks Appreciation Society” series.  He apparently has continued to show off in those bulging golden dick-tease trunks.  Here he prepares to wrestle at a CZW event called “Cage of Death XVI.”

Eddie wore his infamous golden briefs in this Tag Team match with Greg Excellent, who has also provided us with plenty of sexually suggestive wrestling in the past.  In this 12/13/14 match, they fought against a team consisting of “Bulldozer” Matt Tremont and Buxx Belmar in the CZW Norman Smiley Memorial Ultraviolent Food Fight.

Sexxxy Eddie is working the stripper gimmick in this match as he enters the ring wearing a bow tie and sweat pants.  Before long, he rips off those pants to reveal his highly revealing gold trunks with his prominent cock-bulge on full display.  He then shakes his dick at the men at ringside as he prepares to lock horns with his Heel opponents.

Many pro wrestlers show off their dicks when they climb into the ring, wearing tight, minimalistic spandex trunks, but the Sexxxy One takes it to a new level in this shiny gold speedo.  He presents his cock as the main attraction, an inviting icon of masculinity for his opponents to both attack and worship (see below).

Eddie is playing the “Naked Male” in contrast to his “Clothed Male” opponents.  The fact that they’re covered from head to toe while Eddie is nearly buck-ass naked apparently gives them the right to touch, fondle, and grope him however they wish.  In the CMNM scenario, the Clothed Males always have a power advantage over the Naked Male.

Sure enough, not long into the match, one of the Heels reaches down and grabs hold of Eddie’s big, golden-clad cock.  Really??  Is this pro wrestling or a homo-erotic porno movie?  I guess Eddie deserves this punishment for wearing those golden trunks, his bulge just begging to be groped.

The bad guy proceeds to stroke, twist, and fondle that tool, which soon has Eddie dropping submissively to his knees, his face twisted in an expression of pure agony/ecstasy.

Obviously this match is intended to be a comedy, the arrogant, peacocking male with his big, bulging, squeezable cock presented as a joke.  I suppose we are meant to laugh at Sexxxy Eddie, arrogantly shaking his package in our faces and then paying the price by having his balls smashed in his opponent’s tight grasp.  This is a typical emasculation of the sexually desirable male — an attempt to dismiss his sexual potential by turning him into a laughingstock.

But the scene then shifts into a celebration of Eddie’s sexual potency as his cock somehow inflicts pain on his opponent.  We see Eddie rise triumphantly to his feet, unbroken by his opponent’s relentless groping.  We then see the villain forced to his knees, his arm twisted and tortured by Eddie’s talented pecker.

Yes, I suppose this is still meant to be interpreted as slapstick, a comedic presentation of a wrestler’s dick somehow having the ability to apply an Armbar and injure another men.  But on another level, the scene is an homage to masculinity, evoking the Power of the Prick and making us feel proud to have these talented tools between our legs.

Eddie proves to be a slutty little dick-tease as he then allows multiple people to get in the ring and play with his cock.  This is meant to evoke curiosity in the viewer, who is thinking: “Hey, maybe he would let me do that too…”

This scene illustrates the advantage that small Indy pro wrestling shows have over the popular mainstream wrestling productions.  In the smaller venues, the wrestlers can “go there.” They can exploit the homo-erotic undertone that is inherent in any pro wrestling match, playing up the gay aspects which they know we love to see.  A superstar on the international stage can imply that he has a sexual attraction to his opponent, but an Indy wrestler can reach right out and grab him by the dick.

Here is how one blogger described this unusual and sexually charged match:

“Lots of comedy stuff early including Buxx giving Eddy a testicular claw, Excellent and Tremont sharing food before they brawled and Mama Excellent rubbing Eddy’s groin to make him feel better. Yep…  Eddy and Tremont brawled. They did a spike spot with a banana which led to Tremont almost getting it in the rear end. Alrighty, then.

Eddy used a testicular claw and Excellent nailed his piledriver for the pin.

Your winners, Sexxy Eddy & Greg Excellent!

It was, as they say, um, a spectacle.”

Nice bulge.