Here is a great series of GIFs I recently saw on Tumblr featuring the muscular (but helpless) Austin Aries taking a beating from a relentless Bobby Lashley.
Aries is great at selling exhaustion, weakness, and helplessness — check him out obediently sitting up when Lashley grabs him by the hair to pick him up for more pain.
In the Zodiac, “Aries” is the sign of the Ram. If your birthday is today, you are an Aries. How well does Austin embody the traits of an “Aries” based on Zodiac.com?
“These folks (Aries) are bold, aggressive and courageous. They can summon up the inner strength required to take on most anyone, and they’ll probably win.” (Or lose.)
“Further, their competitive natures ensure that they will play the game with zeal and vigor.” (Or act like a floppy, weak rag-doll and allow the other man to own them.)
“Think action, enthusiasm and a burning desire to play the game. Aries love physicality, so they won’t sit on the sidelines for long, if at all.” (Come on, wake up, Aries!)
“Aries is a bundle of energy and dynamism, kind of like a Pied Piper, leading people along with its charm and charisma.” (Crawl for me, bitch.)
“Aries do not lack energy or vitality, and they can stay in the game longer than most anyone else. Now that’s a winning edge!” (Where is all your energy and vitality?)
As a Ram, it is not in Austin’s nature to play the submissive, helpless sheep to a dominant Alpha Male, so it must feel especially degrading to be easily subdued.
Check out Lashley finishing off Aries like a boss. He cranks that neck back to break his victim, then drops him limp and defeated to the ground. These are some HOT images from a very hot and humiliating squash match! Many thanks to the creator of these GIFs.