Here are scenes from a classic Brit Pro match between young Robbie Brookside and veteran meanie Terry Rudge. This fun little battle of well-matched opposites is on YouTube.
What first caught my fancy was that gorgeous, long hair on Baby-Face Brookside, his mane flowing to the middle of his back like girl’s hair. When did he grow that?? We’ve seen Robbie on this blog before looking well-groomed like a proper lad. Here his extra-long locks add a tone of femininity, or even sissification. I hope the bald Heel yanks on that bitch’s pretty hair for the entire match!
Rudge resembles a circus strongman with his bald dome, stashe and singlet — a real old-school Ass Kicker. He tortures Robbie’s arm and fingers a lot, bending the kid’s joints back for his sadistic pleasure.
Robbie is perky in tight, silky blue trunks, which are high-waisted and hoisted up to his belly-button so they are extra-snug around the buns and bulge.
Here is Rudge entagling his fingers into Robbie’s mane and pulling hair to subdue the pretty-boy. Big bad Rudge is clearly a manly-man, so seeing him fight like a treacherous bitch can feel intoxicating.
Rudge seems to be telling Robbie Brookside: “So you want to grow your hair long and look pretty for the fans?! OK, here is the price you pay for that flamboyant arrogance.” YANK.
Rudge proceeds to beat the hell out of the young Baby-Face, which British fans seem to really get off on. He punches and kicks the kid in the belly, stomps on his hand, slams forearms to his spine, and repeatedly bends his fingers back until they’re ready to snap. Both men work well together to make it look violent and one-sided, the skinny lad utterly out-muscled, and soon everybody in the arena is turned on.
This is as perfect an example of classic Brit Pro, torture-the-rookie, young-lad-in-trouble wrestling as you’ll find. Robbie spends much of the match flat on his back with his long legs (and flowey hair) sprawled out all over the mat as British Baby-Faces were taught to do. And Rudge is delightfully aggressive, using mean bull-shit offense to keep his advantage like pie-facing the smaller man to shove him down, or standing on his hair.
The commentary is in another language (is it Welsh?) so I can’t understand what they’re saying about this torture, but I bet it’s all about how out-matched and helpless Robbie is against this brute. There are some Hope Spots where Robbie gains the advantage, but I’m glossing over those.
One risque’ little sneak attack by Rudge is repeated a couple times. With Robbie standing in a power position, Rudge reaches up between the lad’s legs, his bicep near the rookie’s ballsack, and snatches the waistband of his trunks to pull him down to a submissive position. Rudge seems to be violating the gullible hero, grabbing him in an intimate place to control and dominate him.
Another move we see repeated a few times is this Gutpunch-of-Death. Robbie will be in control when Rudge suddenly slams a meaty fist into the kid’s belly. Robbie oversells beautifully, whipping his hair around and collapsing to the mat as if he had just been mule-kicked by seven mules at the same time. The dramatic scene is designed to make us feel sorry for poor young Robbie B.
Here is our pretty hero selling the agony after one of Rudge’s stiff gut-punches. What a pitiful sight! Robbie’s midsection seems to be made of glass wrapped in tissue paper, his internal organ’s defenseless against Rudge’s cruel blows.
The match ends suddenly when Rudge deposits his opponent on the ropes, crotching his nuts on the top rope to neuter the sissy once and for all. This is going too far in old-timey Brit Pro wrestling, and the outraged referee calls for the bell. Rudge is disqualified and Robby Brookside is our winner (even if he came off looking like an impotent bitch in the process.)
