From White to Black

Here is a fun Indy match I saw on YouTube from the Destiny Wrestling Federation in Ontario, Canada.  Damn, I can’t believe the bodies on these Indy studs these days — we are so spoiled!

Will White is the handsome devil in the heroic white costume and Jimmy Nutts is the arrogant Heel in black-and-red trunks.  It’s difficult to see in the photo to the left, but Nutts is currently spitting on White’s chest to fire up his cute little opponent and set the tone for the match.  Of course we want White to take revenge on this crude dick, and of course we are going to have to wait for it…

Jimmy Nutts implements the traditional Heel tactics to gain control and flaunt his superior power.  One of the commentators calling the match is also from the Darkside of the Force and repeatedly praises and promotes this arrogant hard-body (and disparages our beloved Will White), which only stirs up the listeners even more.

The other commentator makes an interesting comment: that Will White has an alter ego (or split personality) called Bill Black who only appears when Will gets good and pissed off.

When I heard the commentators discussing White’s alter ego, I happened to noticed he was wearing black underwear beneath his white trunks.  This had me thinking that we are most likely going to see Will White turn into Bill Black, and when he transforms, I am hoping he will pull off those white pants to symbolize his transformation.

Sure enough, after a series of bitchy, nasty, painful attacks by Nutts, my wish is granted when the frustrated Will White becomes too fed up and RIPS THAT FLIMSY WHITE FABRIC right off his ass to get down and dirty in black!  Bill Black has now entered the fight, and Jimmy Nutts is about to get busted.

Will White had been a respectful good sport, obediently fighting within the rules.  His dark side, Bill Black however, is a dirty fucker, grabbing Nutts by the waistband and dragging him around the ring until he is nearly bare-assed, and then leaving Nutts wedgied and cheeky down on the mat.  Bill Black is clearly a naughty boy.

Maybe it was the era I grew up in, but I love corny, campy, sexy gimmicks like this:  guys who have alter egos, or get hypnotized, or wear fetish costumes, or use voodoo magic.  Yes it’s goofy and absurd, but try telling my hard-on that.