Playing with Dinamita

Eli Everfly has been wrestling for the Santino Brothers federation since 2013.  He is petite for a pro wrestler — maybe 5’3″ and under a buck-fifty.  But he portrays one of those small, scrappy little mongrels with a massive attitude and a ton of heart.

He recently began painting his face like a mime or maybe the Joker.  That white make-up adds a kinky vibe to his appearance and emphasizes his expressions of agony when he suffers (which he does frequently.)  Below are images from his recent match against the champ, Rico Dinamita.

Wow, the champ Rico is the image of strength and power in his tight black trunks.  His appearance makes it easy to believe that he can absorb punishment and dish out plenty himself.  I am digging that ink on his shoulder, that swole upper body, really his whole look is working for me.

Even before the bell rings, Rico is already on the attack.  He quickly subdues little Eli and makes it very clear that he intends to squash this hopeful lad to teach him some respect.

“Raunchy” Rico proceeds to drive knees and boots into Eli’s belly, and whip him by the hair, and chop him stiffly across the chest while the fans shout “WHOOO!”  He orders the dazed Eli to “Get up, punk!”  Focusing on the back, he applies a Single Leg Crab, sitting down on Eli’s lower back while Eli moans and groans loudly.  Demonstrating his strength advantage, Rico easily executes one of those Held-Upside-Down-For-A-Long-Time Suplexes, and then commands the ref to “Ask him!”  Rico is the fuckin Man, even telling some mouthy fan at ringside: “You’re next.”

Eli is so light-weight that it’s very easy for Rico to just pick him up and toss him, so he does it all the time.  For example, check out this stunning German Suplex where Rico releases his ragdoll, sending him flying and flopping to the far side of the ring.  Eli sells the fuck out of his pain, twisting and squirming on the mat.

Or how about this Back-Breaker, where Rico hoists the smaller man’s fragile body across his shoulders in a Torture Rack, then drops to his knees to jar his spine.  Again, Eli over-sells beautifully, folding himself over as if his backbone now consists of nothing but powder and bone fragments.

The match is all about one-sided dominance and the bold intestinal fortitude of the little guy who refuses to submit or lay down.  Little guys in pro wrestling often work this Fragile-but-Unbreakable gimmick.  The commentators calling the match emphasize the overwhelming power that Rico has over Eli with their colorful descriptions of the painful beat-down:

• “He’s just TOYING with him!  It’s a slaughter!”

• OH!  Just flipping him like he’s a rag doll!  He’s brutalizing this kid.”

• “Just the STRENGTH of Rico Dynamite — just tossing this kid around, no mercy.”

• “He is just ridiculously breaking this kid apart.”

• “This is just straight brutality!  Brutality on another level.”

Before this match, Rico sent a Tweet describing how cock-sure he felt that he would dominate Eli Everfly, not even wanting to bother wrestling the match.   “Idk since when do skinny weights get a shot at a heavyweight title.. since the santino bros title is my property i reserve the right not to defend it with someone that is over 120 pounds shy of being a heavyweight.. next challenger please” -Rico Dinamita”

This match will appeal to lovers of classic One-Sided Squash matches (and I know from my e-mails that there are plenty of you perverts out there.)  The pathetic twitching and twisting by Eli following each Back Breaker move is especially entertaining.  And Rico’s over-sized body packed into those under-sized trunks sealed the deal for me.