Zero Game

So I was viewing some of my old pro wrestling tapes, and I stumbled upon this good old Six Man tag team squash featuring this jobber — Chuco Flores — in the flamboyant gold robe and bulgey green trunks.

The commentary is in Spanish, the video quality is not perfect, but if you check out the YouTube video I created, I think you’ll enjoy what you see.

Early in the video, the Heels trap Chuco in their corner and proceed to yank on his stretchy trunks while punching him in the gut.  They show absolutely no respect for this jobber, nearly ripping his trunks off while beating him like a rented mule.  And Chuco doesn’t even defend himself!

The three Heels who are having their way with poor, defenseless Chuco Flores are the always-brutal Ox Baker, big uggo Gran Goliath in the red bodysuit (who consistently applies the most painful holds like a Boston Crab and Camel Clutch), and sadistic-but-sexy John Tolos.

They just fuck with this chump at will.  They stretch him, punch him, Headscissor him just because they can, step on his neck, choke him, all the brutal bullshit that seems to cause rock-hard, raging boners.  They don’t worry too much about non-interference, with the dirty dickheads outside the ropes constantly reaching into the ring to make Chuco’s life more painful one way or another.

And still, Chuco exhibits no offense or defense.  He has absolutely no game in the ring whatsoever, utterly ceding his power to the other men.  Here is an example of his pathetic submissiveness, allowing Tolos to repeatedly bash his face into the corner turnbuckle, not even raising his hands to lessen the impact.

How humiliating it must feel for Chuco to be emasculated like this, his cover blown as the Heels “out” him as a submissive weakling unable to fight back.  We know he has plenty of testosterone in him judging from that hairy chest, yet his helplessness paints him as a bitch or sissy compared to the strong, violent Heels.