Like most typical Brit Pro matches, this recent upload to YouTube features a heroic-but-gullible, athletic-but-vulnerable lad facing off against a big cruel goon. Steve Logan sports tight yellow trunks for this face-off against veteran sadist John Elijah, who looks threatening and manly with his bulky frame packed into a purple cave-man singlet.
This is exactly the sort of mismatch that the suffering-obsessed Brit Pro fans (and yours truly) go wild for — the cute, eager, minimally dressed dough-eyed young lion getting utterly demolished by a large sadistic monster. SCHWINGG!
The unusual aspect of this particular match is how it was filmed. Some fan brought his video camera to ringside and kept it zoomed for most of the match on Logan’s canary yellow briefs.
If you like gawking at tight ass colorful gear while watching guys wrestle — if you get into watching lycra stretch, gather, and wedgie as the athlete bends, kneels, and twists, be sure to check out all of bouts on this guy’s YouTube channel. He has uploaded several matches where his camera seems to be stuck on maximum zoom.
Logan 0ut-wrestles the bigger man for the first 9 minutes or so, establishing himself as the talented and eager Young Talent. For example, he applies that classic Brit Pro crotch-stretcher where he presses his boots inside the ankles of his opponent and spreads his legs, splitting open the other man’s thighs.
This maneuver always adds a sexual tone to the contest with the two men seated face to face, each man presenting his ballsack to the other. Although their legs are equally wide open, the dominant wrestler (in this case Logan) feels no pain, in fact he seems to rather enjoy his comfortable seated position. On the other hand, the suffering man (in this case Elijah) acts as if the leg-split is somehow busting apart his manhood, as if each thrust and flex of the other man’s legs is ripping open his testicles.
Logan again emasculates big Elijah by splitting his legs to destroy his genitals. Right after this, he drops Elijah’s nuts upon his bent knee in the old Atomic Drop. This repeated ball-busting provides justification for the relentless abuse and bodily harm that young Logan will face later in the match when Elijah gains the advantage.
By the mid-point of the match, Logan finds himself used and abused in two ways. First, he is tossed around the ring by the more powerful veteran. Second, his exposed crotch is filmed up-close by the relentless cameraman. He is no longer in control of his own body as he is owned physically by Elijah and visually by the male viewer(s).
At 12:04 into the video, Elijah grips his boy-toy enthusiatically around the ribs and cinches in a Bearhug (with both men emitting animalistic groans). At last, the camera-man allows us to observe the pretty-boy’s face as he reacts to the grinding power of Elijah’s embrace. God I miss the days when we saw Bearhugs applied in about every other match!
Beautiful suffering is on display as Logan shakes his curly hair while continuing to endure this tight squeeze. Elijah shows no intention of releasing or even loosening his grip any time soon. I especially enjoy Bearhugs where the frustrated victim’s arms go limp, his body relaxing as he embraces his Bearhugger around the shoulders. Logan does just that!
Wow, first we got to enjoy about four Bearhugs in a row, and then Elijah takes the fight down to the mat where he applies a tight Headscissor! This match is a classic pro wrestling feast, chock-full of sexy holds, great gear, and ultra-close-up camera shots. The talented camera-man zooms in in on those flashy yellow boots that Logan has so carefully matched to his trunks.
The match ends abruptly when Elijah wrenches the young man’s arm, and the ever-suffering Baby collapses to the mat clutching his shoulder as if he is injured and can’t continue. This happens fairly often in Brit Pro wrestling — a wrestler apparently hurt and the match called off. I sure hope he isn’t REALLY injured. I like it better when all the suffering seems to be fake.
There are a lot more great moments in this match and plenty more close-up images, but this gallery is getting long enough already, and I need to catch my breath and go take a nap now…