Ménage à Mania

Why are dozens of images featuring Double- and Triple-Teaming in pro wrestling recently appearing on Tumblr and other Social Media sites?  Are the bloggers who post these images competing to see who can unearth the best image? (and get us the most excited?)  This recent upload showing a victim on his knees, restrained by Men in Black, is definitely a top contender!

Three-against-one attacks are degrading enough when you and your buddies shoulder your victim in the gut or slap his face.  But when the attack focuses on his baby-makers, then the cruel shenanigans are simple out of control.

Here the audacious Men in Black (who are nearly fully clothed, of course) are pulling apart the ankles of Mr. Vulnerable in the blue speedo.  This leaves his crotch exposed, just begging for a devastating Knee Drop from the villain in the flaming leather pants.  Say goodbye to your masculinity, Nancy!

Doesn’t the jobber in blue have any friends to come to his rescue, or are they all afraid of being neutered just like him?

Here is another shirtless stud restrained and abused by a pack of Men in Black.  I sure hope these gang bangs (which seem to be growing more frequent judging by the many images popping up on-line) don’t frighten wrestlers from wearing trunks in the ring.  After all, it seems to be the shirtless studs clad in little more than briefs who catch these beatings.

I just love the Young Bucks when they’re in Dick-head Heel mode!  Here Matt Buck holds Joey Ryan’s head like he’s readying a football to be punted.  Then Nick Buck delivers their patented Super-Kick to the jaw to knock the bitch out cold.  Good call by Joey to wear all white gear — the classic costume of the proverbial Helpless Hero.

Here are the Young Bucks delivering another vicious Double-Team attack — the old Spike Pile-Driver.  I am crushing on these Young Bucks so hard lately — their hair is so pretty, their moves are so pretty, and don’t even get me started on their gorgeous matching tights.

They also have perfected that “Ha-Ha-Look-What-We-Just-Did” vibe every time they hurt a dude.  They’re so smirky and smarmy as they flex their biceps and grind their hips, you just gotta love them.

I swear I just found all these images within the last month or two.  There seems to be a recent epidemic of wrestle-porn (especially kinky, group orgy wrestle-porn) flooding our social media channels.  Fortunately I enjoy these displays of unfair abuse, helplessness, power advantages, and cruel torture (especially if the victim is a handsome, bare-chested stud.)

This recent outbreak of triple-teaming is nothing new to fans of Lucha Libre.  South of the border, the most common type of match is Three-against-Three (which often devolves into Three-on-One.)  You can usually predict who will be the victim of the inevitable Triple Teaming:  the Técnico (i.e. the Good Guy) who looks most spectacular and appealing in his wrestling trunks.

Call him Joel Redman, or call him Oliver Grey — just don’t call him late for his suffering.  He looks so delicious with his arms restrained, sweat glistening on his face and chest, that I had to give him the honor of being the final spot in this gallery.

These bearded cheaters don’t have swole arms like his, nor savage tans like his, nor his big biteable nipples, but that does not stop them from owning him and having their way with him.

Do you have any more hot ménage à trois images you can share?  I will be watching for them in the usual places.