Fat Men > Suffering Men

The “Suffering Men” Tumblr continues to impress me with great images that reveal a true love and understanding for the hot side of pro wrestling.  Here are some recent animations.

The muscle man, “Rionne”, may lift massive poundage in the gym, but is shocked to find himself too weak to raise the big Japanese beast for a Body Slam.

Do you even lift, Bro?

Now it’s time for some Fat > Muscle trampling.  The beast doesn’t just stand there — he bounces his body up and down, his flesh jiggling as his mass bears down on the pretty-boy’s lower back.

These high quality animations by Eli, the “Suffering Men” blogger, are typical of the work he posts to his Tumblr feed.  He is skilled at reducing a match to the hottest minute or two of suffering, and for capturing the aspects of pro wrestling that wrestling lovers like us really want to see (such as the stud in trunks kicking his legs in frustrated agony, his mouth open and his arms limp as wet noodles on the mat as he is flattened under the fat fucker’s bulk.)  Nice!

What total humiliation!  The fat fuck attacks with his big, nasty rear end to the pretty-boy’s handsome face.  Dude’s head snaps painfully against the corner buckle as he eats that disgusting ass!

Hot guy is hurt now, collapsing wearily, his strength utterly drained.  This Fat > Muscle series is so delicious, it has earned Suffering Men a link in my Blogroll list in the right-hand margin.

When I contacted Eli to seek permission to post his animations on my Blog, he shared an interesting observation about this Australian — “Rionne Fuiwara” — and his pathetic display of weakness:

I assume he is trying to win over the Japanese crowd by adopting a similar last name (which is a bit of a turn on too, that he’s ingratiating himself by willingly letting his muscles get squashed by so much Asian fat).”

Oh damn, what a deadly finisher!  The fat man uses his weight to his advantage by Pancaking the helpless stud under his bulk.  Nobody could survive that rib-crushing Splash!  It’s totally unfair!

The helpless stud’s eyes roll to the back of his head as he is pinned under a quarter ton of jiggling fat rolls.  He has the better body and more attractive persona, but those traits are useless in a fight.

Of course he can’t kick out (or breathe) after having the air flattened out of his lungs.  Yet another pretty boy is broken before our eyes for our viewing pleasure.  Nice series, Eli!

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4 Responses to Fat Men > Suffering Men

  1. RayAtL says:

    Always a fan of ‘big vs small’ matches!

    And gotta say Welcome back, Arsenal!

    The blogosphere is a much better place now that you have returned with your particular brand of commentary … !

  2. elijav says:

    Oh man, thanks so much for mentioning my blog, this post, and making it 10x more amazing with your descriptions. Though I want to write, it can be too stressful for me, so I’m glad you picked up. And on this post too! Loved making these gifs. Rionne really makes a squash look hot!

  3. swim10lift3 says:

    Such a great topic! Kudos to Eli for his great site with all those Muscle Punishment matches. It really doesn’t matter how big and strong you are when they hire some 400 lb bastard to go out against you. Demolition of superior athletic muscle. How all the jock’s honest, well-deserved strength and muscles just get FLATTENED by a nasty cheating hog Heel. These type of matches fuel the type of fantasy many working class wrestling audience members feel – I am better but they will always unfairly win. To have to played it out with pecs and biceps only makes it more brutal. And makes the worker the Hero because they are just jealous. You may have lost the match but won the battle.

  4. David says:

    It is the best type of wrestling – muscle vs fat. especially when the fatty squashed the muscle hero. Rob Terry is hot to watch him suffering at the hand of a fat heel.