Animation Addiction

So I was browsing Tumblr and other social media sites today and just marveling over all the great rasslin’ GIF animations that people are creating and sharing now.  For example, check out this sexy clip of jobber Rick McGraw in blue trunks and red kneepads, thumped in the head and then snapped in the ring like a ragdoll.

Kurt Angle dressed in Stars and Stripes to enhance his Baby-Face persona.  Our affection for him grows even stronger after we watch him eat a devastating Pile Driver by Stone Cold, bounced on his head and left dazed and drooling like a lobotomy patient.  I love how the camera zooms right in there to fill the screen with his helpless, exhausted expression.  That is usually where I would pause the play-back.

Jobber Tights thought he could show off like a Super-Hero in his fancy red leggings.  But the bad boy in the Star Pants has another plan: DDT the chump into the mat to finish him off and make him cry.  OUCH!

Special thanks to whoever creating this gorgeous Headscissor animation.  How did you know I dig Scissors?  And I dig Davey Richards with his thick, crushing Tree Trunks (especially when he wears his silver wedgie panties.)  I dig how he twists up to make it hurt more!

Roderick Strong escapes a possible Power Slam and then responds with a big Jaw Jacker to the chin to drop his swole opponent.  Seriously, I found all these hot animations just by browsing around for a few minutes before work.  (Oops, gonna be late again — sorry Boss!  I was gooning to pro wrestling again!!)

I do remember where I found this humiliation scene: on Tetsuya’s “He Is Out!” site.  He always finds the best matches with the most entertaining methods of abuse and torture!  Chase Dakota shows the crowd who is dominant by standing over Adam Page and drooling a mouthful of water like a piss stream down on his chest.

This intimate scene features a Muscle Jobber taking it from behind from some bearded hottie.  First he suffers a stiff knee to the lower back, then the attacker gets rough, gripping the chin for leverage and grinding away without mercy on his fuck toy.

The Chin Lock position continues.  I love the intimacy, the wrestlers cheek to cheek.  The victim is putty in his opponent’s grasp with a knee planted firmly at the base of his neck.  The victim looks kind of cute tied up and suffering like that.

Of course I’m a sucker for Tag Team action.  Here are the Smokin’ Gunns in their matching tight-ass jeans and cowboy boots.  They’re dominating one of the big British Bulldogs right now (showing that America owns.)  First the white-clad Bulldog is slammed on his lower back to knock the fight out of him, then he eats a series of stiff Knee Drops to the throat.  Tear him up, you sexy cowboys!

Like a well oiled machine, the Gunns work together to maintain their dominant position.  Bart whips the Bulldog to the corner where he remains trapped like a fly in a spiderweb.  Then Bart drops to all fours, enabling his brother Billy to step on his back in order to fly into the corner and bash the Bulldog in the face.  It’s always hotter when they work together to harm their lone victim.

And here is a flashy Two-on-One finishing maneuver, the Bulldog held aloft by one Gunn so the other Gunn can Legdrop him into submission.  What a stunning victory for my Gunns!  (Actually, the Bulldog and his partner Owen Hart ended up winning the match, stripping the Gunns of their championship, and causing the cowboys to break up soon after.  But a boy can dream, can’t he?!)

Keep up the great work, all you GIF animators out there in the blogosphere!  I love to check out these little 2 or 3 second clips, the hottest moments of a match distilled for us to savor.  And don’t worry, I can always find another job if I get canned for being late all the time.