This entertaining match was recently posted on YouTube. As usual, Joey Ryan enters the arena showing off his bulge and licking a sucker. His opponent, Che Cabrera, enjoys a more manly treat — a big smoky cigar. Their choice of sweets reveals their personalities.
Cabrera’s cigar is a symbol of masculinity and power, while Joey chooses to lick a sweet sucker like a kid.
I always dig seeing Joey in action — his hairy chest, colorful bulging trunks, the way he strokes himself and toys with his lollipop. Normally in any Joey Ryan match, my eyes are glued to the Sleazy One and the colorful trunks he selected from his impressive collection of gear.
However, his opponent in this match, big Cubano Che Caberera really is doing it for me!
What a perfectly constructed Heel — long hair, sexy beard, and nice meaty torso. He wears revealing little speedos which show off his thick thighs and impressive cock. He is like the classic Heels I grew up fearing and lusting for. I can’t wait for him to use that big thick body to hurt flamboyant Joey!
Joey experiences the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Joey out-wrestles Cabrera for the first minute or two, then the show (i.e., Championship Wrestling From Hollywood) goes to commercial break. When the program resumes, Joey is getting his ass kicked and I am wondering what boner-worthy abuse we may have missed during the commercial.
The big Cuban uses his weight as a weapon. He whips Joey into the corner, then charges in like El Toro, plowing into Joey’s body and knocking him to his knees. This is just the right Baby-Face paired with just the right Heel!
One of the best things to watch for are Cabrera’s poses when he is NOT punishing Joey. He struts around confident and cocky, standing over Joey and waiting for him to get up. He is so patient, savoring the results following each attack.
Then he points at Joey with a disgusted look on his face: “Really?! THIS is all you got?”
The camera cuts to Che’s partner — Sasha Darevko (another of my favorite Indy Heels) outside the ring, now sucking on the cigar that Che had been smoking earlier.
This scenario implies that there is more than just a work partnership between these two Heels. Usually Joey is the one amping up the gay vibe by jamming his sucker in other guys’ mouths, but these Heels are doing the same thing with their shared cigar.
Cabrera bullies the fuck out of Joey.
Check out this Dickhead move. Joey struggles to get up, hoping to avoid total humiliation. “STAY the fuck down, pussy!” — Cabrera boot-thrusts the back of his head to flatten him.
That long hair, usually a feminine marker, actually gives Cabrera a dangerous vibe, like he’s a freedom fighter or gang member. His little skull kick just adds to his Bad-Ass vibe. I wish he would get even more ruthless on Joey, maybe bite his face. I wish he had brought a leather strap or handcuffs to the ring.
The commentators greatly enjoy this cruel spine-snapper by Cabrera. They make suggestive little jokes at Joey’s expense to further degrade him:
“Rolled up like a Cuban cigar. Gonna smoke him. What a shot! Wide open, right to the brain stem. Joey Ryan’s rocked, he can’t move!”
“Joey Ryan got rocked right there. His eggs are scrambled right now with a side of bacon.”
After slapping his ass, Cabrera suddenly wrenches Joey’s neck counter-clockwise and spikes him into the mat. The commentators just about blow their wads over the awesomeness of this attack:
“VERY dangerous. OHHH, GOD! Jeesh, did you see that?!”
“What a Neck Breaker there by Cabrera. That’s gonna do it!”
