Sheamus strides confidently to the ring
I recently saw this great series of GIF animations on social media showing Sheamus just destroying Baby-Face Dolph, and I was thinking: “This would be good for my website, but I’ve already blogged about Sheamus-vs-Dolph so many times already!” Then I searched around and, to my surprise, discovered I have never written up a Ziggler – Sheamus match.
Ziggler's throat is just getting owned
How is it possible that I’ve never expressed my pure joy from watching one of my favorite Heels (big, pale, weird-bearded Sheamus) punishing on one of my favorite Faces (buff, tan blondie Ziggler)?!?
So let me correct this oversight right now by re-posting the images I came across and by writing about the things that make me go MMMM.
The strong man makes lifting another dude look easy!
First of all, both of these talented wrestlers are just so great at their craft, it’s a pleasure to observe. Sheamus shows off his strength by easily sweeping Dolph off his feet. And instead of simply slamming his victim, he’s gotta get that fuckin’ knee in there to really jar Ziggler’s spine.
Ziggler, for his part, eats the abuse and then sells, sells, sells, rolling around in agony.
Dolph's spine has no chance against this beast!
Here is another sadistic slam. Sheamus hoists Dolph onto his shoulders dick-to-mouth, and then Power-Slams him onto his back. Dolph spreads his useless arms out like he’s been crucified — beautiful.
By the way, I did find a couple of images I had posted of these two hotties — Sheamus positioning Ziggler backwards over the top rope to hammer his chest.
Not sure what you call it, but I bet it hurts like hell.
We get the impression that Sheamus is just toying with handsome Dolph — that he is so much more powerful, he can do whatever he wants to the stud.
We get the impression Sheamus doesn’t even need to try in order to easily win, that’s how Bad Ass and destructive he is. And that is the very best kind of pro wrestling match.
Does Sheamus want a submission, or just more pain?
Sheamus beasts his play-thing into a Cloverleaf, or maybe we should call it a Shamrock. Dolph meanwhile seems a bit surprised about how painful this feels on his lower back, but the attacker shows no sign of relenting as he plops down Ass-to-Lower-Back on his trapped toy. Are you gonna tap out bitch, or are you gonna cry?
A dramatic boot to the face stuns the stud.
Sheamus man, why you gotta be so cruel? Can’t you just wrestle with Ziggler without kicking him violently in the face? Is my boy Ziggler starting to bleed from the face, or is he so ashamed by his humiliating defeat that he is blushing?
Hey — you better not ruin his handsome movie-star looks, you brute!!
Ziggler is rolled up for an easy pin.
So there you have it — Sheamus demolishing Ziggler in a brutal one-sided beating. He even hooks that leg to give us a peek at Ziggler’s nutsack and always-protruding underwear.
Now I’m wondering what other ideal pairings between well-matched opponents I might have skipped blogging about because I assumed I must’ve already featured them 10 times??
What a cocky dick! (I love you.)