I am obsessed right now with a YouTube channel called “My Wrestling Obsession,” which features some short video clips of pro wrestling and some full-length matches.
The owner of the channel is genius at capturing the most erotic scene in a match (the sleeper submission, the suggestive pin, the dirty cheating) and turning it into pure porn. He will show it in slow-mo, then repeat it again, then show us a close-up, just gooning over that one move or moment. For example, see how he obsesses over Greg Gagne’s sleepering of a gorgeous, beefy bear.
He also writes fantastic video titles and a sentence telling us why the match turned him on. Here is how he describes this dirty double-teaming by the masked Hangmen:
Humiliating Wrestling – Masked Villains Choke w/ Cowbell Rope & Destroy Blonde/ Blue Muscle Babyface
This kid is hung, hung out to dry by the evil masked duo who choke him ALOT and manhandle the stuffing out of this poor kid.
Hot Finishers & pins – Justin, always an Angel, finishes & pins Indian Hottie in White Trunks
Can one ever have enough of Justin, especially as he does what he does best, flying and body- splashing hotties, especially in tiny white trunks!
My Wrestling Obsession channel bones me up because the owner “gets” the erotic nature of pro wrestling, and loves a lot of the same subtle little things that I love.
For example, he digs the big fat brawlers — whom he calls “gorgeous” — as much as the ripped bodybuilders. (I’m the same way — if the wrestling is hot, I’m all in for brutes, bellies, bears, you name it.) His videos also reveal a passion for the dirty bullshit behind the ref’s back or after the bell has rung. Here is how he describes Adrian Adonis refusing to release his sleeper on the stud in blue tights:
“Nothing more humiliating than a hot in shape muscle boy getting trapped in the clutches of an obese mean heel who brings the boy down big time in this debilitating sleeper! Love this clip!”
“It doesn’t get more vintage campy cruel heel than the human peacock Ventura beating the stuffing out of pretty boy Travis who winds up trapped in his humiliating rack of submission.”
His descriptions posted with each upload are like dirty-talk to me. He loves old campy crap and the slick new stuff. His videos are easy to jack off to, because they’re focused like a fine distillation. He loves sleepers, ball busts, back-breakers, and suggestive pins (a man after my own heart.) And by the way, who doesn’t love a jobber in blue tights with white stars and white Hero Boots, as worn by Billy Travis in this deadly Torture Rack?
Well this is all I have time for, or I’m gonna be late for work again. It looks like My Wrestling Obsession has a ton more sexy wrasslin’ videos like this nutted jobber in agony. Maybe I will dig deeper into the archives of this channel later and post more examples, or maybe I will find something else to catch my eye and make me late for work…