Cold Cold Champions

Last April, I blogged about these big studs in matching white gear known as Cold Cold World — Damien Grundy and Will Rood.  I said at the time that I hope to see a lot more from these powerfully built hard-asses, and thanks to my $2 per month Patreon subscription to Championship Wrestling from Hollywood, my wish came true.

On the 1/21/16 CWFH episode, CCW challenged the tag team champions (Drew Gulak and Timothy Thatcher) for the belts.  Gulak and Thatcher have nice fit little bodies don’t get me wrong, but they are clearly out-matched by these big-muscled, big-dicked brutes known as Cold Cold World.  I love their masculine power — I long to see poor Thatcher and Gulak utterly crushed!

I will suplex your ass when I'm damn good and ready.

One more nice thing about CCW (besides their awesome bodies and revealing white trunks) is their usage of classic wrestling moves.  In the course of this match, we get to watch them apply a Bearhug, Body-Scissor, and Sleeper on their smaller victims– all the good old holds from the Good Old Days when wrestlers actually wrestled.

Check out Grundy showing off his power with this extended Suplex — holding Thatcher inverted for a few minutes to let the blood rush to his head.  The champions really have no chance against these powerful fuckers and THAT is exactly why I enjoyed this match.

When he will stop, nobody knows!

Here is Gulak being dizzied in the dreaded Giant Swing, humiliated by his helplessness as Grundy rotates his toy for as long as he wishes.

In truth, Gulak and Thatcher managed to damage the legs of their bigger opponents, trying to prevent moves like this and their deadly finisher — Deep Freeze.  But the real story being told in this match is the unstoppable power, aggression, and wrestling prowess of the awesome Cold Cold World studs.

NEVER turn your back on Cold Cold World!

Instead of a clean win, Cold Cold World defeat the fan favorites through some bullshit trickery.  One member of CCW causes the bell to be rung, which confuses Gulak into thinking the match is over.

Then he is struck in the back of the head by his own championship belt, leaving him dazed and ripe for CCW’s dreaded finishing maneuver.

Those are OUR belts now, bitch.

Then Cold Cold World brutalize Gulak with their fearsome, deadly looking Deep Freeze maneuver.  One powerful stud hoists Gulak up on his shoulders, and the other powerful stud yanks him down onto the back of his head with a pair of knees driven into his upper back for good measure.

Fuck yeah, Cold Cold World.  I am glad these aggressive studs are the champs now and I hope they remain unbeatable and all-powerful in their white gear for years to come.