Did you ever have a wrestler or Tag Team you always hoped would appear on your favorite wrestling show? Did you ever say to yourself: I sure hope “XYZ” is wrestling tonight! Well, on Championship Wrestling from Hollywood, the Tag Team called Cold Cold World is my “XYZ”.
CWH continues to earn the small monthly donation I pay to their federation via the Patreon website by giving me plenty of Cold Cold World. Keep giving me my CCW fix, and I’ll keep that monthly donation flowing!
On the 2/16/16 episode of CWH, my dudes from CCW wrestled these skinny high flyers from Puerto Rico, Los Primos Rivera.
Just like that little cartoon puppy that can't hurt the Big Dog.
Check out the pipsqueak trying to kick Grundy, and big Grundy just standing there in his white trunks ignoring the annoying little fly buzzing around his legs.
The reason I dig Cold Cold World is because they’re so damn thick and powerful looking (and also their white gear). Antics like this — no-selling the smaller man’s offense — further emphasize their power, as if no common men like the little Primos here can resist their strength. My dudes are gonna destroy this arrogant chump when they get ready, and I can’t wait to see it!
Rood demonstrates that he has the strength of two men.
The longer he holds you upside down, the weaker you will seem.
It’s like they’re fetishizing masculine strength by unleashing these super-human Cold Cold World beasts on the little skinny team. They’re spoon-feeding us the flavor of male power to get us to love the taste of a mismatch, and I am savoring every last bite.
Oh no -- PLEASE not that move! You'll kill him!
I have always loved this cruel move. It’s the ultimate display of Herculean power as Grundy presses the jobber overhead, easily holding him up like he lifts way more weight in the gym.
Then Rood kneels down to offer a platform (his thigh) upon which to slam the poor wimp. It’s just such a sadistic and unfair looking maneuver with the helpless man falling unavoidably down on that waiting knee, the villains not really caring that the poor kid is gonna lose his lunch.
Even when they’re outside the ring, CCW still emits a powerful vibe. The camera catches the wide lats on Grundy as he leans over the top rope, offering us a gratuitous view of his white trunks, stretched over his thick thighs and powerful glutes.
We get the picture: this dude will dominate anybody he wants.
The match ends abruptly when Los Primos Rivera limp back to the locker room and are counted out, so CCW are the winners. This is weird — we didn’t get the satisfaction of seeing CCW’s Deep Freeze finishing move or a climatic pinfall.
Was this strange surrender the outcome they planned? Or did the little guys take their ball and go home because CCW was legit manhandling them too roughly? I always feel like these brutes deliver some very convincing violence and mayhem, so maybe they’re actually harming their opponents and Los Primos Rivera didn’t appreciate it. One Primo did whisper in the other’s ear before they left the ringside area, so maybe he said: “Let’s get outta here before these big Manly Men hurt us!”
Whether it was booked or real, the surrender again emphasizes the unbeatable power and masculine dominance of CCW. And hopefully Cold Cold World will appear on CWH again next week (fingers crossed) so we will get to see their Deep Freeze…