Official Whipping Boy

Jesse Sorenson is one of those wrestlers that I hope and pray will appear on the weekly broadcast, even if he’s just going to get beat up and lose again.

My wish was granted this week when he appeared on the 3/16/16 episode of NXT looking jacked, tan, and well oiled.  Mercy me!

Jesse’s opponent is another popular and talented Indy wrestler named Tomasso Ciampa.  He’s an aggressive, no nonsense stud who both scares me and thrills me.  I first wrote about Ciampa and his patented Knee Strike to a seated jobber’s face back in January 2012 in my “Ring of Jobber” article.

Oh please don't just lie there and let him Knee Kill your face.

After lowering his kneepad to expose the bare bone, Ciampa runs full steam to drive that deadly knee right into handsome Jesse’s waiting cheekbone.

My poor Jesse — it’s starting to feel like this dickish Ciampa is being too aggressive and brutal with the poor kid.  Please don’t harm him!

Sorenson has become the designated Whipping Boy in NXT.

After a grinding Bicep Headlock, Ciampa levels my boy with a big Spinning Clothesline, and the good looking guy is down on the mat again.  This match is becoming as one-sided as Jesse’s last NXT beat-down at the hands of the mysterious Drifter.

For whatever reason (maybe because he suffers beautifully and looks just so darn cute), Jesse has become the official NXT jobber.

THIS will learn you for trying to get cocky.

Jesse enjoys a moment of dominance (positioning his bulge in Ciampa’s face), so the dominant Heel decides to really degrade the pretty-boy to put him back in his submissive role.

Check out this sweet move — Ciampa jams Jesse’s head under the top turnbuckle pad, trapping him with his ass sticking up.  This buys the Bad Guy some time to leap up and knee the helpless chump.  It’s both humiliating AND harmful.

At least he left you one unbroken arm to tap out with.

Ciampa continues his brutality, wrenching poor Jesse’s arm out of the socket with his patented Fuckin-Own-You Armlock.  Soon Jesse is furiously slapping the mat to signal his utter submission, openly admitting before the world that Ciampa is the boss.  Of course the cruel sumbitch keeps this painful hold on a bit longer than perhaps necessary.  Keep trying Jesse, even if you fail 100 more times, keep on trying.  We love it.