One of my loyal readers recently sent me a link to a hot match on Vimeo featuring this swole tag team known as Mega Muscle. I grew up in the 80’s, so I’m totally addicted to heroic, patriotic muscle-men who wear the Stars N Stripes!
Mike Verna is the drop-dead gorgeous slab of beef with the sexy beard, and the Big O is the massive beast.
Here is what his e-mail said: “I believe you have blogged about Milk Chocolate before (and thank you for that because they truly are a great and sexy tag team). You may not have seen this video, which is excellent not just because of the two hunky tag teams facing off (each in matching trunks!), but at around 10:46 a wardrobe malfunction occurs.”
“Take a look – not to be missed and I hope you share this on your blog! I myself was surprised at how up the alley this match is for gay appreciators like us. It really does hit all the right spots… Chocolate from Milk Chocolate (Randy Summers – by the way I love how Chocolate is the white guy and Milk is the black guy) has starred in some gay themed matches, so I wonder if he is bringing those sensibilities to his more mainstream pro matches. I also like how Milk Chocolate has tinkered with the homoerotic angle a little bit in some of their other videos, like appearing in bed together and hugging each other.”
The pretty-boys of Milk Chocolate — Randy Summers and Brandon Watts — portray the sleazy, perverted cheating bastards to Mega Muscles’ straight men act. The smaller-but-nastier hunks gain the advantage over muscular Verna with some sly double-teaming.
Verna floats over the top, causing the gullible Meat-Head to trap himself in the corner like a sheep in a slaughterhouse run ready for a bolt-gun to its forehead. Brandon then stuns his helpless prey with a brain-rattling Drop-Kick.
The two members of Mega Muscle portray the “Daddy/Boi” gimmick in which the smaller partner — Mike Verna — needs to be rescued by his protective big beast of a partner — the Big O. Each time the Big O enters the ring, he easily destroys the little Milk Chocolate hotties, until the fans begin to chant “We want Big O! — No we DON’T!”
Lovers of pro wrestling understand that it is far more entertaining to see hunky Mike Verna, the “Man of Steel,” isolated and punished by the cute little villains.
I’ve seen this Randy Summers wrestle under a few different names for few different video producers, some less mainstream than others. I must say, I need to blog about him more often. Something about that smoking little body on him — it’s just so proportional and perfectly designed. Oh and his tall black boots always get to me.
I still have many more images to share from this great eye-candy match. (Thanks Aaron for recommending this one — it certainly ticks all my Tag Team Wrestling boxes.)
But I have to worry about exceeding my bandwidth from too many great images at once (plus I think I’m going to be late for work again!) — so we better stop here for today…