Two Hunky Tag Teams Facing Off, part 2 of 2

When we last discussed the “Man of Steel” Mike Verna a few days ago, he was playing Ragdoll in the Corner, his steel arms appearing melted and useless, draped like parted curtains over the bottom rope.

This muscle humiliation scene is from a video on Vimeo that one of my loyal readers recommended.

Two Milk Chocolates are stronger than one Mega Muscle

The cause of Verna’s misery are these two pocket hotties in matching orange trunks: Milk Chocolate.  The cheaters bend the rules to maintain their dominance over the swoler stud, which is always boner inducing.

Check out Brandon kipping up to his feet like a 1980’s Baby-Face High-Flyer, ready instantly to harm Verna some more!

The most interesting part of the match (the reason my reader recommended it) begins at 10:21 into the video.  Randy tries to pin the muscleman with a handful of his waistband.  Either accidentally or on purpose, he exposes a few inches of plumber’s crack.

# Wardrobe Malfunction

Verna, feeling degraded by this ass exposure, then angrily scoops up the smaller guy in an awkward High Body-Slam position, gripping his stretchy orange trunks to ensure he doesn’t drop the dude (until he’s good and ready to drop him.)

As he rotates Randy into position to slam him on his back, you can see flashbulbs flashing away, eager to capture this rare view of a wrestler’s taint.

Then Big O makes the tag and enters the ring like a bull in a candy shop, leaving pieces of Milk Chocolate broken and trampled all over the ring.

Wow, America the Beautiful indeed!  Inspiring feelings of patriotism, our heroes clad in their matching Stars and Stripes trunks (bulging with pride) strike this amazing victory pose.   Team Mega Muscle is like the iconic Baby-Face, America-loving wrestling heroes I grew up swooning over.  They’ve proven the supremacy of straight, no-nonsense masculinity, the triumph of muscle over sleazy cheating.

After the match, two villains in black pants (who had been watching the action from ringside in sinister ski masks) attack Mike Verna for some reason.  When a dude is THAT good looking, why WOULDN’T you attack him I guess?

They try to get the Big O to turn against his partner, to strike Verna down while they hold him helpless.  Of course Big O would never turn against his beloved partner (at least not YET while they’re still popping with the audience) so he chases the Men in Black away and gives his partner a big hug.

This match, built on the awesomeness and lovability of the muscular American Heroes facing down their unsavory foes, reminds me of the classic Flex-Suffer-Triumph scenarios that made us love our countrymen during the Cold War era.  Now that we’ve seen post-match violence against the Face-in-Peril, this match has officially ticked every box for what I grew up loving about Tag Team wrestling.  Thanks again, Aaron, you get a Gold Star for finding this one and notifying me about it.