Back in November, I blogged about a new source of wrestling videos I had joined called DIYWrestling.com. For about $10 or $15 each, you can download recent Indy pro wrestling shows with tons of hot action such as PWG’s All Star Wrestling Weekend XI. The first night of this two-day event took place on 12/11/15.
One of the entertaining Tag Team matches featured the arrogant young show-offs in their flamboyant matching tights — The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson) — wrestling against Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano (who is also known as “Johnny Wrestling” by his adoring fans.) As you can see, the Bucks were their usual Dick-Head Heel selves, and Johnny Wrestling played the Face-in-Peril.
Sorry kid -- only Real Men are allowed to stand up.
The point of the match — the point of most Young Buck matches — is to revel in the awesomeness of the arrogant high-fliers, Nick and Matt Jackson. Gargano understands that his role is to act submissive and helpless for much of the match while the Bucks give everyone hard-ons by kicking his ass.
Here we see the pathetic Face-in-Peril struggling to peel himself off the mat only to be squashed like a bug repeatedly.
Ciampa does a great job acting useless and frustrated.
Just stay down chump.
I suppose they want me to hate the cocky Young Bucks, but the more cruelty and abuse they unleash, the more turned on I get. Maybe it’s their sexy, colorful tights.
I realize it’s an old, tired formula — the pretty-boy victim isolated on the Heels’ side of the ring and utterly abused. His partner watches in mounting frustration as the cheaters take advantage every time the ref’s back is turned. The hot guy suffers, the Heels gloat, and everyone goes home excited and satisfied.
Even though I’ve watched this scene unfold a million times, and wrote about it on here a few thousand times, the old formula still trips my trigger. And the wrestlers must know it’s an effective performance because they keep on performing it, faithfully delivering the old Two-on-One act over and over again.
When you crotch-chop another man against your will.
The Young Bucks have adopted the old crotch-chop which wrestlers have used for years to sexualize their matches and draw our attention to their cocks. What you do is you karate-chop with both hands down to your hips while thrusting your pelvis forward provocatively. Then you shout “Suck it!” as an invitation to whomever you point your dick at.
Here Nick Jackson utterly degrades Gargano by forcing him to perform the crotch-chop on him, as if Gargano is jerking off the dominant Young Buck.
Even the veteran gets zero respect from these dickheads!
Ciampa also plays along, helping to feed into the crowd’s love-hate relationship with these spectacular Young Bucks.
Even though Ciampa is the “Safe Partner” watching the abuse from outside the ropes, he still eats a fair share of Young Buck offense. Here Nick Jackson drop-kicks the dude right off the ring apron. A
m I the only one digging these vicious Young Bucks and hoping they keep on acting like the epitome of arrogant Douche-Bags and getting away with it?
Both Bucks are busted.
The match is further sexualized with a series of Thumbs up the Bum. First Ciampa is held in the corner for a painful Prostate Exam — his own rapey moved used against him. After forcing both Bucks to taste his tainted thumb, he then gives them both a Thumbs Up to pay them back (and then eagerly sucks his own thumbs as the crowd chants “You Sick Fuck!“)
The cocky Bucks are also emasculated by several ball-busters, such as this Double Nutcracker by the wily Johnny Wrestling.
No longer the Big Swinging Dick in the ring.
These Indy wrestling events from DIYwrestling.com or other sources may cost more than YouTube, but the advantage is the adult-themed nature of the action. If you go to your local high school for a small-town pro wrestling show for example, the action is often campy and childish. YouTube wrestling videos also don’t get very porny in most cases. But these on-line videos let the Freak Flags fly with plenty of ball busting, ass play, crotch chopping, and naughty language. Here we see one of the Young Bucks being Head-butted in the crotch early in this match.
Ballsack -- meet Turnbuckle.
This match displays the sexual rise and fall of the Young Bucks. First they’re seen strutting their stuff and chopping their crotches early in the match, yelling “Suck It!” all the while. Later their balls are busted and they suffer thumb penetration, which utterly emasculates the show-offs in their revealing bulge-tights.
Our take-away seems to be: don’t act too cocksure and dickish in life, or a more powerful man may just decide to beat you down.
Now Ciampa gets to shout "Suck it!"
Here we see Matt limp and exhausted in the corner as Ciampa repeatedly chops his chest. After each strike, Ciampa mimics the Bucks’ arrogant display from earlier, shouting “Suck It!” as he chops his crotch. Clearly the power has shifted away from the Bucks, and now Ciampa has assumed the dominant role.
This role reversal — this exchange of power and control — is actually more erotic and exciting than their earlier, more graphically sexual antics.
Will breaking his spine finish him off?
I won’t spoil the surprise by revealing the final result. If you want to know which team ends up on top, you can download PWG ASWW XI, Night 1 from DIYwrestling.com. Support the Indies! This wasn’t the only hot match from that event (nor was it the only usage of the Thumb in the Bum, by the way…)