Milk Massage

When I wrote about my appreciation of the Tag Team known as “Massage NV” and their magic massaging fingers back on 1/9/16, I was concerned that this entertaining, sexually suggestive (and sexy) team may be a One Night Stand.  I wrote:

“Hopefully we haven’t seen the last of Massage NV and their paralyzing powers, but alas, sexy gimmicks like this are usually too explicit to sustain over time.”

Well to my delight, Massage NV are still together and still rubbing each other’s — and their opponents’ — bodies while they wrestle.  They appeared at a Beyond Wrestling event on 2/28/16 which I am able to view through my monthly YouTube subscription to Beyond.

And who are the opponents for Massage NV?  None other than Milk Chocolate — one of the hottest Tag Teams on the Indy Scene today!  In matching white trunks. Wow. Breathe.

I am obsessed with this Massage-as-Punishment gimmick — the masked man trapping Randy Summers in a Camel Clutch so he can have full access to the stud’s shoulders, and neck, and face.  The pleasure is so great it becomes painful for the helpless victim, yet Dorian Graves continues to work his magic fingers into Randy’s flesh.

The audience reacts to the homo-erotic vibe of this “hold” — the sexually sadistic implied rape — and they begin to chant “You Sick FUCK!” at the swooning and gooning masked man.  Next it’s Brandon’s turn to experience the apparently stimulating fingers of V.S.K…

Brandon is especially orgasmic whenever he receives a deep rub down.  The announcers even comment on his apparent arousal:

“I think Brandon’s enjoying it!“

“I really think he’s humping the floor as it’s happening — Gyrating.”

There is no rule requiring you to hurt your opponent.

I realize their antics are meant to make the straight men in the audience uncomfortable, pushing the boundaries of male intimacy to incite Gay Panic, or possibly some awkward laughter.

But to a wrestling fan like me — wired to sense a sexual intimacy even when the combatants “harm” each other — these antics have a very different effect.  Add to the mix those long pants on the shirtless massagers, and those revealing white briefs on their good-looking victims, and I am done for.

There was more gay stuff than I’ve had the time (or explicit adjectives) to post here: Massage NV oiling each other so VSK could glide across his partner’s back into Brandon’s balls; Brandon jamming his gloved fingers in VSK’s bum, splitting his white pants apart; Randy suffering two Atomic Drops to the gonads, etc.

The massage artists send Randy over the edge with their super gay “Happy Ending” maneuver.  They covered Randy with a towel and reach underneath to work his groin with their magic fingers while he kicks his legs in apparent agony/ecstasy.

Beyond Wrestling has made the 1:37 video clip of this molestation available on YouTube.  They always seem to make a clip of their most sexualized moments.

The interesting conclusion to this homo-erotic performance was the final comment by one of the announcers.  Rather than distance himself from the gay antics employed by both teams, rather than mock the queers to proclaim his own hetero status, he actually confesses his excitement:   “I gotta admit — that was quite arousing!”   I agree dude.