Real men need hugs too.
The 4/27/16 episode of NXT — available for a monthly fee on the WWE Network — included some entertaining Tag Team action, with the beefy boys now known as the Revival against two cocky jobbers whom the commentators refer to as Jamoke #1 and Jamoke #2. I googled “jamoke” and it is an idiot or fool, a buffoon, a douche who tries to act tough or powerful — so even the commentators join in the degradation of the two jobbers.
To get psyched up, Dash and Dawson embrace chest-to-chest in a Good Luck Bro hug. The cocky Jamokes then poke fun at the Alpha Males by clumsily mimicking their embrace (ballsy move by these two doomed chumps…)
Jamoke #1 has fallen into a Punching Machine.
Well, this is what you get if you make fun of Alpha Males. The skinnier jobber is trapped in the Heel corner where they unleash a torrent of violent, bruising fists. Ohhhh fuck…!
If there is one federation that still celebrates the One Sided Squash Match, it’s NXT — particularly in the Tag Team division. Part of me is pleased to see these Jamokes in pain after they mocked their opponents for hugging. Men get so little intimacy from other men in our society, so let’s not say or do anything to discourage bro-hugs.
They’re just toying with him now.
I always enjoy some good Two-on-One action in my Tag Team rasslin’, and the Revival deliver. Here is a crushing Elbow Smash with Dash immobilizing the jamoke while Dawson snaps his neck.
They also implemented one of my very favorite Tag Team attacks (see below image): one Heel pressing the wimp overhead like a barbell, the other dropping to one knee. They then bust his gut by slamming him across that waiting thigh. 
What a hot pinning position by Dash — one foot planted on the defeated man’s neck. I am digging The Revival right now and their Old School Heel physiques — I am such a sucker for the sex appeal inherent in a decisive one-sided assault.
It was actually Jamoke #2 (the chubbier and smart-aleckier of the jamokes) who suffered this emasculating defeat and degrading Foot-on-Neck pin. Maybe he will learn his lesson and show more respect for dominant Alpha Male Real Men like The Revival in the future.
