We know already this is gonna be a hot one.
I’ve never heard of “Wise Pro Wrestling“, but when YouTube recommended that I watch a recent video they uploaded, I decided to check it out. I could tell right away why YouTube suggested I watch this match when this lean bearded Bad Boy started humping and grinding his way into the ring.
His name is Collin Cutler and I like him already. He may not be the biggest buffest wrestler, but he just may be the sexiest.
(Watching him shake his dick in front of a primarily male audience may have you wondering about his sexual preferences. He calls himself the “Cougar Meat Kid” and he has a female valet so he’s totally straight, right?)
Is this a wrestling show or an All Male Revue?
So we have a bad boy called “Cougar Meat” against a silver-clad hero named “Adonis” — and both of them are attractive and enjoy dancing. This event has a deliciously adult sex show, rated R flavor — my favorite kind of wrestling — so you better believe I now subscribe to the Wise Pro Wrestling YouTube channel.
Fearing that Air Adonis is getting all the attention from the audience, Cutler proceeds to shake his ass while slipping out of a little mesh cover-up he wore over his pleather trunks. To emphasize his Bad Boy attitude, he proceeds to toss his sweaty shorts in his opponent’s face and then he attacks.
Two can play the sexual innuendo game.
Don’t assume that Cougar-Meat Cutler was the only competitor in this match showing off for the fans. Here we see Air Adonis in command, gripping Cutler by the ears and then driving home a couple of powerful thrusts, simulating a sex act on his helpless opponent.
It appears that in WPW, even the Baby-Faces are naughty. If either of these performers wants to make some extra cash, they should look into performing for the underground wrestling video companies. They wouldn’t have to get much more provocative or sexually suggestive than this, and they could reach a whole new audience.
If I were a wrestler, I’d always jump over the ropes.
A true Heel, Cutler scampers out of the ring, seeking refuge behind his valet. Adonis chases after the little coward, but the cheating Bad Boy springs a trap.
Just as Adonis is straddling the ropes on his way back into the ring, Cutler kicks the middle rope to thwang it into the Alpha Male’s nutsack. Adonis over-sells his agony and I love him for it. He has been utterly emasculated and the dominance now shifts to the cheating little villain.
The moment I became a Collin Cutler fan.
Cutler revels in his dominance, planting a boot on the suffering stud’s chest while offering the audience a provocative victory pose (complete with hip swivel.)
Where is Wise Pro Wrestling located and why have I not been watching more of it?? According to their Facebook Page, they’re located in East Vancouver. Their oldest FB posting is dated 1/1/16 so they are perhaps a new federation. The oldest video on their YouTube channel was from one month ago. I like what I’m seeing, so I sure hope they stick around, and I sure hope they keep uploading videos of dudes posing over other dudes.
Cutler applies a gorgeous Headlock and the camera gets right in there, placing us nearly in position to cuddle with the suffering Adonis.
Adonis sells magnificently, his handsome face contorted in agony. The camera captures every moment of this beard-on-beard torture up close, rivaling the big federations with much higher production values when it comes to cinematography.
A Flying Knee to the back of the skull is Cutler’s finishing move.
Cutler’s wench distracts Adonis and he foolishly turns his back on the champ. As a purely hetero Real Man, he can’t resist her feminine wiles. The distraction enables Cutler to deliver his patented Flying Knee Stunner and he destroys Adonis.
Cutler is our victor and I dig that, even if he totally cheated to secure his dominant position. I hope he fucks up all his opponents just like this, and nobody can ever teach him a lesson. Long live Collin Cutler. Long live WPW.