Rando Rasslin Rumination

Here are some random images I stumbled upon looking for other things or mindlessly surfing through social media. I was inspired by these and thought:  Hey that’s hot — I want to share that or write about that.  But these didn’t really fit in any other themes or topics, so they gathered on my Desktop like random pens and pencils that procreate in your junk drawer.

So I’m clearing off my desktop and sharing these images, hopefully remembering what I liked when I saw them.  It’s easy to remember what I liked about this one — great bodies, tight trunks everywhere, the shirtless Strongmen standing in arrogant domination over their defeated prey.  Nice male power mindfuck image.

Another Male Power fetish image, the winner demonstrating his super-hero strength with a cocky gunshow as the loser lies ragdolled under his foot.

The appeal of the photo lies in the contrasts between winner and loser:  bald over curly-haired, older over younger, singlet clothed over black speedo naked, big huge bulge over we-can’t-tell, muscles flexed over arm loose and motionless.  It’s like porn if you think about it right.

He WAS a male, when he first got in the ring.

I remember where this GIF came from — the great He Is Out website.  The veteran bullies are double-teaming young Jesse Sorensen.

Aries distracts the gullible official with some bullshit story, so Kid Kash can destroy Jesse’s manhood with a nasty boot to the balls.

Awww, now THAT is getting outta hand.

The Pile-Driver is performed on Jessie in a surprisingly brutal manner.  When certain moves occur, you think “Did he REALLY just do that?  Did they mean to do it like that, or was this a botch??”    And somehow, THIS wasn’t the move that injured Jesse’s neck.

When you’re forced to wait for something, it makes it more exciting.  Zack understands what he’s doing as he presents his physique on the ring apron pre-match, flexing those abs and offering us eyefuls of manliness to gaze at. It’s like when they put a plate of food in front of you, then tell you: “Wait — first we have to say Grace.”   Get on with it!

I like how he signals his vulnerability by draping his arms on the top rope as if he is bound by the ropes, foreshadowing later in the match when he collapses exhausted on the ropes or gets his arms entangled between them as the villains go to town on that gorgeous body.

Messiah of the Backbreaker doing what he does best

Roderick Strong is never more exciting than when he’s breakin some chump’s back.

Here he lays waste to that rough, tough Japanese bad-ass, Nakamura who always wears leather pants and likes to hurt people.  Roddy knows exactly how to make us fall in love with him — Our Hero!  (Sigh.)

That vicious Finisher is so cool to witness.

I’ve blogged about Gargano and Ciampa’s cruel Two-on-One Crusher — or Knee-Sassination move before, when they performed it on my beloved Shane Thorne.

Here they are finishing off some other Sitting Duck, kneeling there in the center of the ring as they time their knee strikes perfectly.  Hey that’s hot, I want to write about that…