The wrestling blog called “He Is Out!” gave us a fantastic August, I was very impressed and turned on by the many images posted. I enjoyed it so much, I want to recap and re-post some of his best work, starting with this Tag Team match posted 8/1/16 with Orton and Rollins as partners.
You know you’re doomed when you can get a tag out!
Seth plays Face-in-Peril, taking a beating for most of the match. He reaches desperately for a tag, but Randy is being a dick and refuses to slap his hand. I don’t know why Randy is not helping his bro — I don’t really need to know, it’s still hot when they act like cruel dickheads.
Hey, you’re supposed to HELP, not HARM, your partner.
Of course Seth goes on to lose the match, but the Viper isn’t done with him. Randy proceeds to destroy his erstwhile partner, driving his face into the floor and later breaking him on a ringside table. The blogger wrote: “Enjoy the attack scene!” which I surely did.
Next up, we were treated to the destruction of Ken Shamrock. Wow — what a stunning body! Here are what some other readers of the He Is Out! blog wrote:
“Ken Shamrock is one of the sexiest wrestlers period and this was one of his best matches to see his rock hard body worked over so beautifully.”
“Ken Shamrock is such a hot jobber. Tight, compact body sculpted from stone, and packing a lot of heat I must say!”
Like most buff muscle-studs, Shamrock is a jobber-bitch at heart.
The Undertaker proceeds to dominate the Ultimate Fighter, bending his back with Over-the-Knee and Bow-N-Arrow style backbreakers, then finishing him off with the dreaded Tombstone PileDriver.
What a rush to see the arrogant, confident Alpha Male forced to lay still and stare up at the superior dude’s nutsack.
He’s already helpless and defeated — this is SO unfair!
But that’s not all! Beating up Shamrock is so fun that another Heel rushed in to kick his ass some more.
The tough-looking Bad Guy drives a big, phallic baseball bat directly into the hard-body’s lower abdomen. This He Is Out! blogger really has a knack for locating great post-match abuse — I love his work!
Including the bat makes the Sleeper seem 10 times hotter.
Oh wow, this scene is getting even sexier! The sadistic beast wraps a Sleeper Hold around our helpless stud’s neck, but with the bat braced against Shamrock’s carotid artery.
Check out that woeful expression of helplessness and misery as Shamrock realizes his predicament. Like: “Why, oh why are you hurting me like this?!?”
Time for some target practice on the Sitting Duck…
On August 23rd, He Is Out! posted images from this classic match between Vic Capri in the black trunks and Ace Steel in the blue tights.
I’ve always loved this match (Vic Capri suffering — who wouldn’t love it?!) In fact I blogged about this same match back in August 2008, and of course focused on many of the same moves and holds as He Is Out!
Bouncing up and down to really jar the old vertebrae…
Oh yeah, that’s right — Ace Steel inflicted a ton of Back-Breakers to emphasize Capri’s flexibility, really putting that chest and abdomen on display.
Once he has Capri stretched out in a jaw-dropping Torture Rack, Steel takes a bouncy stroll around the ring to really punish the hottie. I hate re-posting another Blogger’s work, but it’s just so damn great!
Was that knee to Theory’s gut or his nuts?
I had never heard of Austin Theory, so it was nice of He Is Out! to introduce me to him on August 26th.
One great thing about following that blog is that he posts images of some amazing but little-known talent you may not know about.
All tied up and nowhere to go but down.
Why do hot guys always seem to endure the most punishing and painful wrestling moves?
The fully clothed Heel inflicts a “Package Pile-Driver” on young Theory, wrapping him up tight then dropping him on his head. He is definitely out!
Finally on August 29th, He Is Out! ended the month with some images of Dolph Ziggler doing what he does best. There were lots of hot moves, but what I really, really, really loved was Baron Corbin standing with one leather boot planted on the submissive stud’s neck. Thanks, He Is Out!
