This classic Tag Team squash was posted November 9th to the Fight! Nation Wrestling channel on YouTube. It is part of the British promotion’s weekly Wednesday Night Wrestling series that I’ve been enjoying a lot.
The bad boys in their leather jackets with matching tights are known as “Liquid Dreams” which is perhaps a naughty reference to a nocturnal emissions. Or they may be playing up their handsome looks by referring to the song “Liquid Dreams” by the MTV Boy Band known as “O Town” (which is also a naughty reference to nocturnal emissions.)
In truth, their cute, young, under-sized opponents in tight little trunks — Sid Scala in yellow and Lewis Hawley in purple — are more likely to appear in a Boy Band.
Savvy Sid protects his boy from harm.
The guys in Liquid Dreams call themselves “Brucey” and “Jakey”, cute nicknames instead of more manly versions. This is probably meant to reference the typical Boy Band where childish names are used to appeal to teenage girls.
I just think their names sound really gay and therefore appeal to a wider audience than they intended — or maybe appealing to gay dudes is exactly their intent.
“Lighting” Lewis and “Savvy” Sid are established as the young heroes more likely to join a Boy Band. For example, Sid shows love and caring for his partner by diving across the corner turnbuckles to protect his back (see above GIF.)
Later Sid is seen in the foreground hanging all over the ropes in his little yellow trunks, watching the action in the ring, giving the fans seated behind him a real peepshow.
HEY! The ref needs to keep an eye on that dickhead Jakey!
The British love to see cute lads demolished for some twisted reason, and this match begins that process as soon as Sid Scala enters the ring.
Everyone performs his role perfectly: Brucey distracts the ref, Jakey clobbers the little guy, Sid sells his anguish, and this Blogger gets turned on.
Soon the Heels’ evil nature (and beefier physiques) enable them to take full control of Sid. In this scene, Brucey holds Sid’s arm to the side, repeatedly kneeing him in the gut.
Each time poor Sid struggles to his feet, POW!, another knee to the belly takes him back down. It’s a nice prolonged display of unfair bullying.
I’d hate these cheaters if they weren’t so darn hot.
Standing on Sid’s neck like a trophy antelope he just shot, Jakey starts bumping and grinding sexily to taunt Sid’s partner and stir up the crown. Meanwhile Brucey illegally stomps the weakling’s leg — what a dick!
I think either one of you brutes could beat up both of your opponents, so do you really need to cheat just to harm poor little Sid Scala?!
Wow — that was pretty!
Liquid Dreams cut the ring in half and have fun with poor little Sid. They manhandle him and throw him around, and they do it in a strutting, arrogant manner that makes me want to see more of Liquid Dreams.
Check out this picture-perfect Body Slam by bad boy Brucie on the pocket jobber.
They seem to enjoy attacking Sid’s mid-section.
These two Tag Teams seem to face off every week on Wednesday Night Wrestling, which is fine with me. They’ve got great chemistry — the flexing, flamboyant Bullies dominating the cute, heroic Lads Next Door.
Sometimes the Bullies get to win, sometimes the Lads Next Door, but in every case, Sid suffers wonderfully.
Lewis Hawley eats some punishment too.
At some point, the taller lad — “Lightning” Lewis — gets in the ring only to be Double-Teamed as well by the cheaters.
Here they Double Karate Kick him in the jaw and it’s Lewis’s turn to play the Rag Dolled Eye Candy as the Heels pose and peacock over him.
Liquid Dreams are too much for Sid and Lewis to handle this night. That’s OK, I’m sure they’ll get another chance next week and the week after that. And I’m sure I will enjoy it just as much as this total squash.
Time for some entertaining class warfare.
But wait — there’s more! Liquid Dreams exit the ring and two bad boys in torn up jeans and tank tops enter — beating the shit out of the already beaten weaklings.
We get the sense these ruffians are from the Wrong Side of Town. They probably voted for Brexit! Poor Sid and Lewis are helpless!
Oh how I love a good Curb Stomp!
The smaller, more aggressive attacker — seen here delivering a Curb Stomp on Lewis Hawley — is Paul Robinson. He’s got a nice hard body and always fights in jeans like a Bad Boy.
I blogged about how much I enjoy his cruel tactics back on September 1st when he tortured new-comer Lewis in a singles bout — even spitting in the pretty-boy’s face and chewing on his ear.
Well now I’m not sure which Heel team I prefer to watch each Wednesday as they dominate Sid and Lewis. Do I want to see more of the arrogant, beefy, sexy Boy Band known as “Liquid Dreams”? Or would a stiff stomping from these “Swords of Essex” hooligans stoke my fire even more? Maybe they can take turns as they did on this episode — first one sadistic team then the other having their way with our cute young heroes every single week…