Rando Rasslin Rumination

While I’m surfing the web, checking out Tumblr or my fellow wrestling blogs, I experience a growth on my computer desktop.  Images of hot wrestlers and wrestling just accumulate, like lint on that little filter in your dryer.

Photos of hot Trunks ‘n Boots enthusiasts and eye-catching holds from random wrestling federations tend to stick to my desktop, often featuring wrestlers I’ve never seen or heard of, but who cause me to think: Wow!, or Look at HIM!, or That’s a  sweet move!

Every so often, I need to purge by either posting or deleting.  Lucky for you, today I’m posting.  For example, check out Joey’s floral trunks (as if you haven’t already).  This is just the sort of image that seems to collect randomly.

Another image that lands on my desktop seems to be any wrestler applying an Armlock or Leglock, bracing the opponent’s trapped limb between his legs.  It appears as if he’s holding his own and he’s yanking and twisting it.

Is this just wishful thinking by a horny old pervert — or are these moves designed and performed with masturbation in mind?

Bounce him till you break him.

Wow — look at HIM.  That’s a sweet move!  Rhett Titus breaks some jobber across his shoulders with this torturous Torture Rack.

The dominant Heel bounces and bucks, each thrust sending waves of agony through his victim’s body.  If that doesn’t sound like fucking, I don’t know what does.

A polite partner is willing to trade places.

Another image from the same match features Rhett on the receiving end, kicking his feet wonderfully as his scrappy little opponent tries to dislocated his arms.

So you see that some animations will occasionally end up saved on my Desktop as well — but only the really sweet looking ones.

All Tag Team Two-on-One images I ever stumble across gather on my desktop.  I can’t help it — I am Double-Team Wrestling’s bitch.

Above we see an innocent Boy Next Door trapped on the ropes by some horny bikers, and to the left, we see Mr. Spectacular Muscle flat on the mat being stomped into ground beef.  Images like THESE are the reason I pay for internet access at all.

You are probably thinking: This is not a pro wrestling image, so why would it land on your desktop?  First of all, two Good Guys should not be fighting each other! And if they did fight, shouldn’t Superman be the man in control?  It’s so wrong, it makes it feel right.

And for Batman to inflict sexual humiliation (resting his nasty balls on Supes’ chin) totally degrades the Ultimate Hero sexually.  So this work of art hits many of the same notes as a great pro wrestling match.

Here is one final Double-Team by the Motor City Machine Guns.  Matching gear, fit physiques, devastating moves, all combine to make this image a keeper (not to mention those bulgey white trunks on their victim.)

OK my desktop is now cleared of clutter so I can relax and wait for more hot wrestling scenes to accumulate.  Social media, here I come!